Skoon

N. Short for Super Koon, one who is such a koon, that their koon-like abilities seem... super...

V.1) To Underhandedly or subvertly do or take something, usually something you're not supposed to do or have.
V.2) To half ass something

Adj. (skoony, skoonish) Describing something half-assed

Adv. (skoonadly) Having done something half-assadly

N. Don't be such a skoon, give me back my waffle you stole out of the toaster.

V.1 I skooned us some sodas from the store, and the guy didn't even see me.

V.2 You didn't clean up, all you did was skoon all the junk under the couch.

Adj. My examples for this word are all skoony.

Adv. I have skoonadly finished my urban dictionary entry.

by Daskoon June 28, 2009

Skonch

Strong-smelling, powerful marijuana -- a hybrid of "skunk" and "ganj"

We smoked some dank skonch last night!

You can smell that skonch from a block away...

by VellieEvans August 12, 2010

Skoonspruit

(n.) The tiny garden-sprinkler thing your mouth does sometimes for no apparent reason.

(As defined by Douglas Adams' "The Deeper Meaning of Liff".)

You bloody clune! Clean your skoonspruit off my towel!

by SplodgeOMatic September 29, 2008

skongs

Womens underware that are between a Thong and boyshorts underware. Show a good deal of ass and are very sexy.

Did you see that chick with the Skongs on? Half of her ass was showing and it was HOT!

by JamieRR December 10, 2007

skoonta

a female who has intimate relations with 5 or more of your friends,loose female,very easy,party whore,promiscuous

this is turning into a sausage fest lets invite some SKOONTAS over.

by perpetual blackness & incognegro October 5, 2007

Skronk

A form of an explosive fart, that can be produced buy letting a high pressure fart while sitting flat on your butt in a bathtub full of water.

Debbie was no longer attracted to Darrell after she heard him skronk in the bathtub.

by Mook Bug July 27, 2019

Skronk

Playfully grabbing a man's crotch, and then running away. "Skronk" is meant to be onomatopoeic.

"Dude, you just skronked me! That was really awkward."

"Gross. Why would you skronk me? Do you like me or something?"

by Shmishews February 27, 2009