ROCK SCISSORS DYNAMITE!!

An old miner's game in which one miner lights a stick of dynamite and another tries to cut the wick before the dynamite blows up the rocks AND the player attempting to defuse the situation. The only thing that beats all three is paper... basic capitalism. I know that's weak, but... weak is exactly how capitalism works.

ROCK SCISSORS DYNAMITE!! You've been playing the game wrong your whole life. Thank me whenever you get a chance for all the enlightenment I've offered this world. ;)

by TheDOTKU July 30, 2015

Scissors

A act in where you cut a males penis with scissors.

I scissored / cut my partners penis with scissors last night.

by Whatthefuch June 16, 2017

Rock Paper Scissors

slang term for hand job. To "play" rock paper scissors is to give someone a handjob.

"what did you do last night?" "I played rock paper scissors with someone"

by Tea Queen Tease January 1, 2006

scissors

scissors means wen a guy puts on finger in a girls pussy or box and the other up in her ass hole....poor girls that get that. lol

guy: Hey baby can i scissors u 2nite??
girl: fuck off u gross pig.

by lil punk tash August 6, 2007

scissors

A term used when asking a drug dealer for marijuana.

You got any scissors so I can cut this paper?

by Phucker January 15, 2007

scissorsbill

means greenhorn or black skimmer works in the dirt ( a grunt )

that old scissorsbill was working gravel up beaver creek, man all he got was black sand, called leaver rite where you found it....

gpaa has a lot of scissorsbill's working worked out creeks.

by itichie_nocanpo October 18, 2006

sticky scissors

When two lesbians are wanting to conceive but don't wish to assign the maternal role to one or the other, semen is placed on both of their vaginas as they engage in scissoring.

While considerably less effective than a deeper insemination, this splash conception is very possible.

Patty and Selma practiced sticky scissors to conceive Maggie.

by klo2 June 13, 2009