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skateboard betty 

A girl usually of a teenage age , that hangs out at skateparks and dresses like a skater but doesnt actually do anything but watch and giggle and genrally act like promiscuous little hussy fukker , which is good. i guess.
'' i heard jeff nailed one of those skateboard betties''
Who hasnt , that one likes fruit booters the best though .
skateboard betty by D July 24, 2004

skateboarding 

skateboarding is not a sport its something we do to have fun cause its the only thing we can do gay posers go and buy target boards with there parents money and they dont know what a "set" means
skater:hey jump that 5 set

poser:what the hell is a set, do you like my target skateboard and my abercrombie skateboarding shirt
skateboarding by skateordie666 March 11, 2007

skateboarding 

Skateboarding is an art form extremely difficult to perform. Its not a sport, even though there's "balls" involved. Those who can, do. Those who can't, rollerblade and then talk smack! Wow, how cool their little booties look on their feet as they hop and skip around. Since when has putting skates on your feet and "exercising" around the park ever been cool?
Yo dude, I was skateboarding my arse off, pullin' off some insane moves in front of the Betty's down at the park, when this douchebag rollerblader swung through being pulled by a gay guy on a 10 speed bike. I think he was asking if he could pull him into town for some free lessons in being a cage fighter.
skateboarding by Twatson May 31, 2007

skateboarding is not a crime 

n. The urban skater's one-line manifesto. Frequently heard blurted out by skateboarding juveniles arrested for vandalism by means of a skateboard, truancy, or marijuana use.

Strictly speaking, the act of personal locomotion on a four-wheeled board is not a crime in any jurisdiction in the United States. However, many cities have outlawed skateboarding on public edifices because it results in destructive grinding and causes injuries, the costs for both of which are borne by the taxpayer.

Furthermore, the culture associated with skateboarding youth is widely held to be a celebration of delinquency: marijuana use, rebellion against authority, truancy, and other problems are known to be prevalent in these juvenile populations. While this is no reason to discriminate against skateboarding in general, it sure doesn't help the image of the activity in the public's eye.
(A boy, about 12 years of age, with long bleached hair and extremely wide corduroy flare pants, is recklessly grinding his way down the outdoor staircase in front of Town Hall on a skateboard.)

Police Officer: "Young man, did I just see you skating down that marble staircase?"

Boy: (stares sullenly at ground) "Skateboarding is not a crime."

Officer: "Take those headphones off while I'm talking to you. Now what does that sign say right there?"

Sign: "Skateboarding on Town Hall property is subject to max. fine of $250 or 90 days in jail by order of City Rev. Code 08-2776."

Boy (fidgeting): "I dunno. Skateboarding is not a crime."

Officer: "And what's this? Did I just see a dime bag fall out of your pocket?"

Boy (crying): "Skateboarding is not a crime."

snakeboarder 

Somebody whos weird and rides a snakeboard.

Theyre pretty cool I guess.

Except theres like 12 of em in the world.
Guy 1:"What the hell is that?"

Guy 2:"That's a snakeboarder."
snakeboarder by Doornail April 3, 2005

atlas Skateboard Store 

Great Skate shop in San Mateo, CA

Carry Brands like
Lakai,DVS,NikeSB,Adidas,es,Girl,Chocolate,enjoi,planB,City,krooked,The Hundreds,Stussy,Diamond,Lucky,Spitfire,Hubba,Independent,Venture,REAL,Alien Workshop, thier own line of decks shirts wheels hats sweatshirts,converse,fourstar,Manik,western edition,expedition one, and much more
Pure Skateboarding
Hella cool people, good vibe,hella cool stuff
BEST SHOP EVER
T: This new girl deck I got from atlas Skateboard Store feels hella good!
J:Nice! these new DVS skate really good