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oh shit handle

The handle in most passenger vehicles and trucks that is located in the interior of the vehicle above the door. Used in extreme driving situations where passengers do not wish to be thrown about the interior of the vehicle. Situations that warrant the usage of the "oh shit handle" include hard braking, abrupt cornering, skidding, careening off bridge. It is usually considered polite for driver to warn passengers before they feel obligated to use the "oh shit handle"
Me: "Mike, I am going to take the 25 mph turn at 55... better grab the os shit handle!"
Mike: "I've been holding the oh shit handle since you started the car!"
by Andrukas January 4, 2004
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Miss me with that gay shit

When someone comes up to you, does some gay shit and you call them out.
Person of same gender: hey Cutie you’ve got a nice ass
Me: I think the fuck not, miss me with that gay shit.
by Alyssie June 10, 2018
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get your shit together

Get your life in order, stop fucking around and get your head on straight.

Could also be to straighten or pack items that are askew.
Bob: "yo I failed the last 2 exams"
Phil: "you really gotta get your shit together"
by sixelanicolle February 3, 2015
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shit grin

A grin given by the grinner to show or perhaps hide an inside thought or observation of their surroundings. The grin is usually obvious and not containable but more likely the grinner does not want to contain the grin therefore getting their point across without speaking. Sometimes you just can't say things with words so don a shit grin instead!
"Every time my boyfriend looks at my ass he dons a shit grin."
by timmyg July 5, 2012
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shit my titties

A literal or metaphorical term expressing a range of emotions including fear or anger.
I shit my titties preparing for my interview
M was so annoyed, she shit her titties
Ah, go shit your titties
by Clouds of Magellan December 10, 2020
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ultimate shit

Something of the highest caliber. The best. Can be used in lieu of "the shit" when "the shit" just doesn't cut it. Made famous by the YouTube video "BAD ASS ULTIMATE Little Kid"
by sandstorm810 December 6, 2011
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pre shit fart

A pre shit fart, is the last bit of gas left over, which takes over the remaining space between your rectum , your poop and the air. It is the worst smelling fart ever, smells like you have shit your sefl, without actually shitting yourself. It is your last and final warning to get your butt to the toilet!
I have been busting ass all the way home, but this last one was a real pre shit fart.

It is the last amount before you are actually praire dogging. A preshit fart is allowing your company to actally smell the authenticity of what your shit would smell like if they were hagging out in the bathroom with you. Mostly, smells like a trucker shit.

Angel just threw a pre-shit fart and then dashed to the bathroom.....almost missing the bowl
by Fartologist December 22, 2013
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