shitpiggery

The act of bringing home a shit pig from a bar, restaurant, Chuck-a-palooza or a highway gas station with the intent of fornicating with the beast. Sometimes this crime against humanity can turn into a long-term shitpig-o-rama lasting for weeks.

Holy shit, if Jack does not man down on this shitpiggery he will have to burn his bed sheets.

by anthony February 19, 2005

Shitpalm

The result of a badly-timed, pre-toilet-roll-shop poo in which the only surface with which you can clean your shitty arse is the palm of your hand

You've just got out of the shower and feel the familiar rumblings of a forthcoming diarrhea attack so after making sure the toilet door is locked, you sit on the toilet and unleash the fury, legs spasming uncontrollably and all. When this violent exchange is concluded you look around and to your horror see that there is no toilet roll. You think about using the good towel but decide it isn't worth your life so you close your eyes and send your palm to it's untimely, shitty death. Shitpalm.

by Kevichella August 9, 2006

Kuku and Yaya Shitpost

Kuku and Yaya Shitposts is a American iOS / Android animated series produced to YouTube by Josenna and Mary. The series came upon YouTube shortly after the termination of their Yaya's World YouTube Account in August of 2020. Kuku and Yaya Shitposts revolves two young aging kids named, "Kuku" and "Yaya" who shows off their comedy purposes on each episode of the series. The Shitpost Series may be an animated reality show that portrays how Kuku and Yaya acts when cameras aren't shining. The series are meant for teenagers (above 13) and adults (over 18) entertainment as the episodes are not as child friendly as it seems.

Abby: hey the Kuku and Yaya Shitpost series is out!

Hailey: yeah I know. The series is fucking awesome

by Mary X Josénna August 15, 2021

shitpipe

the human or animal colon, used in the storage and release of feces.

1."I was hurting so bad, so I went to the toilet and emptied my shitpipe." 2."yeah i heard she likes it in the shitpipe"

by Chlydra Osceola September 28, 2005

shit up

To shit someone up is to scare the shit out of them.
To be shit up is the state of being scared shitless.

"don't be shitting me up"
"lets go and shit em up"
"we shit em right up"
"they were shit up, so they shit out"

by Bitplane January 23, 2006

Shitpost status

Short cursed yet blessed videos that have been blowing up recently.

Lmao get off your lazy butt I won't explain it for you sucker (shitpost status)

by Greymooo_yt November 30, 2020

shitphobia

Afraid to take a dump on public toilets because of their unsanitary nature. A common phobia in most people except for trailer park people and hobos that give out rimjobs.

"My shitphobia really gets going when I see pubic hairs on a public toilet.

by LeonC December 15, 2002