Shitgun

A maneuver popular amongst native Asian youths. It is executed by clasping both hands together with both index fingers extended, sneaking up on an unsuspecting victim, and attempting to sodomize said person with the index fingers.

A little kid tried to shitgun me today and broke both of his index fingers.

by mikook April 17, 2008

Shitfuckwanktwatbastard

The most sacred word of the English language, to be used only when the user is in extreme agony.

Man: (To wife) Could you give me a blowwy?
Wife: No, no way.
Man: Pleeeaase...
Wife: Oh go on then

*Wife begins the deed*

Man: Come on bitch, you've gotta do better than this! Do you want me to come or to drift off into a coma?

*Wife bites down hard*

Man: Shitfuckwanktwatbastard!

by Billy Sheepfucker April 22, 2007

shitfuck

Traditionally, when one person pushes excrement out of their anus directly into their partner's anus. Shitfucking can also be performed into other orifices. For instance, one can shitfuck a mouth.

Come here baby, I want to shitfuck your ass.

My back hurts from being propped up on my shoulders last night getting shitfucked.

by browngringo July 31, 2010

shitbull

The street name for rapper Pitbill, as he puts the C back in cRap.

Pitbull thinks he can sing, he's really just a full of shitbull.

by dmow September 26, 2009

Shitburner

A soldier so lazy and so bad at his job that he screws over his battle buddies and ends up stirring burning shit in Iraq.

Look at Pvt. Goines sitting over there doing nothing. He's such a shitburner.

by PFC Hamlin October 15, 2008

shitfuck

The greatest spacecraft known to mankind.

Today, our brave and expendable Kerbals launch toward their impending doom aboard the Shitfuck 8.

by ScarceLime August 18, 2021

shitcunt

When the word cunt just isn't enough!

fuck off you little shitcunt!!

by BRADCTFC November 1, 2011