shitfaced bitch

every single person in the fucking world... except for the ones you like obviously

"what a shitfaced BITCH!!!"

by summer<3 December 7, 2021

Chef Shitbaker

A baker known for his bakery in Inkwell Isle, NY, if you say his name, it's said that he will blow your brains out

Person 1: Hey, guess what, I went to Inkwell Isle and even visite Chef Shitbaker's Baker- (gets his brains blown out)
Chef Shitbaker: That's what happens if you say my name

by Whackcoon May 25, 2023

icing on the shitcake

Slang phrase to describe a difficult circumstance when there is some element of sweet positivity that exists despite the cake being entirely made of shit.

Although she had just totaled my car, she was endlessly polite, sorry, cooperative and insured and I guess this felt like icing on the shitcake.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 2, 2023

Shitake Mushroom

Slang for a small penis.

"I can't believe she's dating Kwan. He's got a shitake mushroom.

by Dwayne Boyd September 6, 2005

SHITFLICKER

Someone that flicks shit or anything else like that is bodily disgusting

Stop that you filthy little shitflicker

by J-PIG June 6, 2019

Shitfaded

Similar to shitfaced for alcohol but with weed.

"Hey are you at Josh's house yet?"
"Ya man,we're so shitfaded Josh can't walk properly"

Lawrence smoked 4 bowls.. He was Shitfaded

by Swaggang July 13, 2011

shitface

shitface (verb) : 1. to bomb on sth., to get rejected, to have sth. blow up in one's face, literally "as if to plant one's face in shit" 2. to land face first into the ground, to face plant into the ground
shitface (noun): derogatory put down to describe someone as ugly
shitfaced (adjective): to not know how bad one looks from doing stupid things while being sloppy drunk

shitface (verb): 1. "I totally shitfaced the interview, the interviewer asked me questions which I had no idea what he was talking about." 2. "Jim was running full speed down the hill when he tripped over a wire and shitfaced hard into the pavement."
shitfaced (noun): "Hey shitface! How about you go take a dirt nap with Elvis!"
shitfaced (adjective): "I got so shitfaced the other night, I had no idea I was hitting on a transvestite."

by anal retentive definition man April 20, 2014