Shitarette

The act of lighting and inhaling the goodness of tobacco whilst taking an early morning shit.

I just had the best "Shitarette" bro, the sickest start to a day you can have..

by Shit Guru Cav March 6, 2010

Shitfaced wonder

A person who you think has a face like shit or a general
insult.

Person one: I hate you.
Person 2: Well I hate you to, you shitfaced wonder!

Bob: That woman over there is a shitfaced wonder!
Nathan: Let's hope she doesn't try to kiss us.

by Naruzumaki September 12, 2005

Shitfaced

To get so wasted at a music festival tha you pass out and somebody uses your beard to wipe their sloppy shit from their ass crack after taking an emergency crap next to a fence (that you happened to be passed out next to)

Last night was fucked up, I woke up shitfaced and ashamed

by Othermanwithnoname June 5, 2017

Shitfaced

When someone gets so drunk they start talking shit. This causes a shitfaced fight where two shitfaces end up in a poor fist fight.

Man give me your keys, your too shitfaced to drive.

by Gunny20 October 27, 2014

shitmare

Shitmare~ When one has to take a raging shit but all the bathrooms are occupied.

johnny i need the bathroom!!!
im about to have a shitmare!!!

by anonymous November 23, 2010

shitfacefucker

Someone who looks like Shit but at the Same Time they're a Face Fucker.

I Wish you'd Stop being such a Shitfacefucker.

by yukman July 24, 2011

Shitfaced

When a person is absolutely ruined after consuming copious amounts of alcohol.

Oi Becky, I Heard Troskie is get completely Shitfaced tonight at TSG

by Versacebatman September 5, 2014