Shiny Rock

Someone that is really cute, but has a shit personality

(credits to Annie Marshall for this)

Wow he's super hot but he's just a shiny rock

by Kyleechrist May 29, 2016

shiny piling

When someone's belongings are gone through unknowingly and reclaimed as theirs.

Hey where's my sun glasses? Someone's been shiny piling my things...

by Drillbitt Doll December 30, 2020

Lil' Shiny

A voracious creature naturally bald and an extremely deadly swimmer. When not devouring noobs in the pool, Lil' Shiny's can often be found on couches with a large tub of macaroni and cheese. They enjoy mini speedos, raving, and staking out the nearest couch. If you ever happen to encounter one in the pool through macaroni at it quickly get out of the water.

I was swimming in the pool when a Lil' Shiny blew by me at around 234 miles per hour. Luckily I had my Lil' Shiny repellent on me (box o' macaroni) and I got away.

by yodude8669 January 31, 2009

shiny-trousered

Pej. - Describing a bald ponce with a penchant for camp clothing.

Big gay Jon is a shiny-trousered gimp.

by Anonymous April 24, 2003

shiny smile

Shiny smile is a smile someone gives you out of pity. Not a real smile; a fake one.

She gave me a shiny smile when she saw my missing finger.

by whitegirrrl03 May 4, 2015

Shiny Feebas

Something you get just to cash in

Yeah I’m a Shiny Feebas Hunter

by MilkJugChug April 25, 2020

Shiny Head

When you yanky your wanky at night then go to bed, wake up and the tip of your cockadoodledoo is shiny.

Boy: Babe I have shiny head
Girl: Hoky shit I can see myself!

by awkwardcornerkid January 10, 2017