shizer

Those people that enjoy rubbing poop on the wall, what is up with that?

For community service, I had to clean the wall where some shizer left his mark.

*Beware, these people can look like average citizens*

by Seattle Sun July 3, 2008

shezreen

A three legged turtle that's obsessed with eating lettuce and pie. She also likes eggplants. Her Elektronic Super sonic face is off the charts. And she likes to eat cheese balls with her three arms.

AHHH WHAT IS THAT?
Calm down it's just a Shezreen

by K-pop ftw January 11, 2016

Ian Sherer

A short midget, piece of shit.

I was wallking down the street and tripped on a worthless Ian Sherer.

by Wyatt Jaegar December 11, 2013

Sherer

a two dollar whore... or a whore that basically isn't worth your money.

That bitch was such a sherer.

by crandanana January 23, 2007

Ed Sheeran

Proper noun. Ed Sheeran is an english singer, and is thought to be a direct descendant of Jesus, or is thought to in fact to be Jesus himself.

That aside, it is confirmed that he is indeed sex incarnate, what with his ginger hair and voice like velvet.

Upon listening to his music, your ears will be blessed and you shall forever have good taste in music.

"May Ed Sheeran be with you."
"And also with you."

"In the name of the father, the son, Ed Sheeran, and the holy spirit, Amen."

by edsheeran/jesus August 7, 2012

Ed Sheeran

He's bringing ginger back. He's up and coming like he's fucking in an elevator.

If you haven't heard of this angel, please do google him.

new studies show that ed sheeran isn't human. he is actually made up of 10% ginger, 30% sexy, 25% perfection, 25% talent, and 10% adorableness.

ed sheeran doesn't need an example.

by stuart camp September 29, 2012

Shizer

A german porno when the female shits on the males chest or visa versa...as seen expertly in the Laura G. Shizer Video

"U know man, like the Shizer Video mats mom is in"

by Bob G. September 19, 2004