Pencil Sharpner

You got a nice slut and your hitting that shit from behind and your really getting that shit good , and while your fuking that dirty slut from behind you bend her over grap her arm and twist it around in a circle , whaaaaaaaaat yeahhh bitch you like that shit the pencil sharpner

number 2 pencils please

by H February 22, 2004

morning sharpner

Having a shot of hard liquor in the morning

You got a morning sharpner mate?

by jcd June 7, 2003

Romanian pencil sharpner

Forcefully inserting a person's erect penis into a woodchipper

Formerly used by romanian gypsy gangs as an execution method, showcasing their brutality

Amadeus: "hei gringo ții minte că i-ai dat ministrului apărării romanian pencil sharpner?"
Gringo: "da"

by Zvonimir February 20, 2020

sharper pencil

one who aspires to improve themselves by use of a professional 'coach'

A CEO who has a Business Coach is a 'sharper pencil'

by Blind_Dog October 18, 2008

Shrapner

A gangsta wannabe way of saying sharpener.

Yo check out my new pencil shrapner

by Groscave May 4, 2009

Shartner

Our Lord and Savior

All hail Shartner, All hail Shartner

by RoastyToasty424 November 30, 2017

Sharpee

nickname given to Jordan Thomas Cooper by Governor Nikki Haley’s Office

Sharpee was the first USC student-athlete to pass a graduate course as an underclassman.

by Coop Dupe January 15, 2020