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screen share 

The act of seeing someone else's screen and all of their online activities. This can only be done when both users have a Mac. A screen share is usually a bad thing, as you can essentially take over someone's screen and "creep" on them.
"If you don't stop annoying me, I'm about to screen share you."

"Omg I just got screen shared. This sucks."

"Stop trying to screen share me, you creep."
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Screen Looking

In a split-screen video game match, glancing at the screens of opponents to check up on their status (location, items, etc). A fundamental part of gaming.
Ahh, I didn't see you there. I should have been screen looking.

Screen banger 

Some one who has sexual relationships with screen doors for pleasure
dave:did you see ol' man jankens
num nuts:no why?
dave:he have become a screen banger
Screen banger by bigbuttballer69 October 3, 2011

Screen checking 

The act of checking someone's side of the screen in a game, most notably first person shooters such as COD. It is also considered an act of total doucheness for you gain an advantage of the players location.
Me: Dude, WTF?

Friend: Whaaaaat???

Me:Stop screen checking, you keep beating me!
Screen checking by whitemenace98 December 16, 2011

Screen Hawking

When a co-worker, or nosy individual, walks behind your computer/workstation, staring at your screen as they pass, to try and figure out what you're doing.
"I was working on my month end close, and Socially Akward Penguin kept walking behind me, screen hawking and mouth breathing"
Screen Hawking by Screen Hawked January 12, 2012

screen perv 

An entire class of people who insist on reading over your shoulder while you are working or stares at your computer screen.

It can be even more irritating then someone who reads the newspaper over your shoulder. often makign you so uncomfortable to the point where you are unable get any work done.

This class of person will often read over your shoulder trying to not be to obvious and then 30 seconds after you close your browser window or make eye contact with them will immediately look away and deny they are reading over your shoulder or have the nerve to comment on what you were doing.
"Dude! you are such a total screen perv, if i wanted to show you what was on my screen I would call you over. it's called the personal computer for a reason mind your own screen."

"umm sir, i can not work with you screen perv all over me."
screen perv by allley December 14, 2012

screen wank 

The action required to scroll through a long list on a touch phone / tablet.
You'll need to screen wank to get to the bottom one.
screen wank by vtraveller September 13, 2013