Portuguese Scramble

In order to correctly pull of the "Portuguese Scramble" one must crack 3 to 4 eggs into a woman's vagina and/or butthole (often times a funnel is needed for this procedure to be performed adequately). Next, one must use one's penis and/or penis-like appendage as a sort of plunging whisk and penetrate the woman's egg laden orifice. After "scrambling" the eggs adequately, one must then instruct the egg burdened woman to squat over a hot skillet and push the freshly scrambled eggs into the aforementioned skillet. Cook until eggs are fluffy. Add Salt, pepper, and semen to taste. Enjoy.

"Perhaps for breakfast my girlfriend and I can whip you up a quick Portuguese Scramble."

by Dewmore D. Didwell September 6, 2013

Pig Roast Scramble

The act of taking a large, painful shit in a public bathroom, usually in the presence of another person who the will leave the vicinity of the bathroom feeling embarrassed for some reason.

Wow, I just got out of the bathroom and Im pretty sure that was the worse Pig Roast Scramble I've seen in a while!

by WootALoot December 14, 2009

Boston Scrambler

The act of blowing your junk on your lady's chest (with her permission of course) and then squeezing a nugget out on top and preceding to mix it up with the tip of your dangle so that it resembles scrambled eggs.

Eric gave that slut Ms. Mohan the boston scrambler at IHOP last night!

by Maximus Johnson February 15, 2007

scrabble nazi

a person who insists on using an official scrabble dictionary and refuses to allow people to check a word before playing it; usually very annoying to other scrabble players

Dude, quit being such a scrabble nazi!

by DaveC October 10, 2005

scramble mode

To be in a hurry or in a situation where you are trying to get your stuff together.

Yo I was in scramble mode this morning trying to make the job interview on time. I couldn't find my keys and made a wrong turn and got lost son.

by Justin Stanley August 7, 2006

Scrabble lap

When you suck so terribly at Scrabble that your opponent doubles your score, typically while you are still figuring out why you have a tile with no letter on it.

"Nice, I have 62 points."
"Suck it, I have 130"
"How the hell did that happen? You Scrabble lapped me!"

by Bing24 April 30, 2010

Scramble For Africa

The Scramble for Africa was the occupation, division, and colonisation of African territory by European powers during the period of New Imperialism, between 1881 and 1914. It is also called the Partition of Africa and by some the Conquest of Africa. In 1870, only 10 percent of Africa was under formal European control; by 1914 it had increased to almost 90 percent of the continent, with only Ethiopia (Abyssinia), the Dervish state (a portion of present-day Somalia)1 and Liberia still being independent.

What the meaning of Scramble For Africa really means. Hey Africa is mine you Britishhh coc No its mine u Italian umm.. a pizza.

by OtherNAEM June 9, 2018