schronk

a name for a dwarf

ur such a schronk

by xannyxxooping November 9, 2020

Schwinkle Dinkle

General exclamation/term used to denote something awesome, or when something good happens to you.

Synonyms include: Awesome! Rad! Sweet!

Just won a battle Royale... Schwinkle Dinkle!

by Slinky Toast December 23, 2020

Schwenksville

Small town "outside of Philly" overrun with pot holes and kids who are hard from "Philly." Travelers come from near and far to experience Otts Exotic Plants. The town is bustling with PV kids . Take a stroll along the Perkiomen Trail and say your prayers you won't get accosted by a flasher. Visit the nearby Folk Fest in Spring Mount for your yearly dose of shrooms and incense. Take part in one of our delectable restaurants.... will come back with that list.

My goal in life is to get out of Schwenksville

by LittleRascal99 January 5, 2021

schlonkarp

Someone who is too stupid to know what "schlonkarp" means.

Me: "You fucking schlonkarp"
Schlonkarp: "What the fuck is a schlonkarp"
Me: "Look it up"
Schlonkarp: "ok"
Schlonkarp: *dies from epic roast*

by absurdf March 29, 2021

schwonhunnit

Usually said in place of “shword” and “one hunnit”. Schwonhunnit is a powerful expression conveying eager compliance to the utmost degree while still maintaining mutual respect for both parties.

Hey bro I attended your thesis defence, that shit was fire !

Schwonhunnit.

by evil Kristen Sinema October 27, 2021

Schlonkin

Schlonkin is everything and nothing

Noah: I'm schlonkin bro
Pablo: what that?
Noah: Shut up

by EIS_dictionary April 1, 2022

schmonkicide

To commit acts of gay oral sex on another man, typically one named Christopher Templeton.

I committed schmonkicide on my best friend Chris. I loved it so much.

by True man June 5, 2022