Schwing

verb
to do something cool, amazing.

that was sooo schwing!

by jo daniel August 5, 2006

schwing

an uncontrolable urge to thrust ones hips towards an attractive specimen of the oppostite sex

fuck me shes fit..... SCHWING

by bencboy September 9, 2006

schwingo

An insult made to make the victim feel very bad and stupid, if rather confused. It is often used when someone gives the wrong answer to a question.

"Schwingooo faggot👌👌 hahaha😭😭😭 gotcha dumass you crazy boy😭😭🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯fam you STUPID hahaha whats 9 plus 10 😎😎😎 shwingooooo ahahaha gotcha again dumass boi when you ever learn 😂😂😂😂😂👌👌"

by Zealous Champion July 27, 2016

Schlonged

Another word having been bested in any competition, especially in political election.

"Hillary got schlonged by Obama in the 2008 DNC primaries."

by DarthChuck April 3, 2016

schlonged

A term popularly used by presidential candidates who stand no chance of actually winning the election.

Donald Trump will be schlonged by Hillary Clinton in the general election

by Redleo500 April 2, 2016

Schlonged

Beaten so bad, that one should be embarrassed. Usually followed by whining about the loss to friends later.

Bob was so stupid last night, he got wasted, picked a fight, and got schlonged. One pop to the nose, and Bob was crying on the ground, what a little bitch.

by Qballified April 2, 2016

schlonged

1. To be snaked.
2. To be beaten badly.

1. The mechanic is my friend, but he schlonged me on the price.
2. Even though my friends voted for me I still got schlonged in the election.

by wolfmanmos April 2, 2016