Schminkle

A schminkle is the act of kissing shoving an ice-cold rod down someone's fallopian tube. This is usually done to females but males that have had vasectomy.

"Hey, babe want to Schminkle tonight?"

by Alex Zychowicz September 19, 2021

Scheckletoes

Toes but they are made of Jewish dimes. Or sharp toes sold for millions of dollars.

Hey bob look at my Scheckletoes

Gimmie Gimmie I’m gonna make so much money!!
No give me my toes back!
Never.

by Mrs. Clause January 2, 2023

Schmickel

A form of US currency that is a lower denomination than the penny in the form of a hammered out rusty bottle cap. 40000 of them equal one Wheat Thin.

First mentioned in the 3/22/2007 episode of "Late Night with Conan O'Brien"

Say thanks for painting my house, here's a Hefty bag full of schmickels

by GOKAIRED June 2, 2023

Schicked

Getting beat in cornhole 21-0. A true embarrassment.

“Did you see Steve got schicked last night?”
“Yeah, it was his second time this month.”

by xwingkatieY July 27, 2023

Schmackler

When you're doing anal and you feel a piece of shit poking your dick

Person 1: "Dude, I was fucking my boyfriend last night and the whole time there was a schmackler poking the tip of my schlong."
Person 2: "Been there, bro."

by Pres. Chester A. Arthur September 15, 2023

Schlicke

"Schlicke" is an insult you can use on your friends in any scenario.

It is very common to use it as another version of "stupid" or goofy.

Bro 1: Yo bro, i bought the new COD MW3

Bro 2: You schlicke, stop schlicking around, that game is such a bad game.

Bro 1: No it aint schlicke, you're the one schlicking around, schlickster

by Therealonefromthestreets December 14, 2023

Schmuckle

A person who is valley-girl esque in speech, yet extremely masculine and buff in physique.

Person 1: "Hey, dude. I want you to meet my girlfriend from Southern California."
Person 2: "Duudddeee. She's such a schmuckle. Does she lift weights?"

by Clingymuffin88 January 14, 2024