A person or selective group of people that are; inherently lazy, inept, completely incompetent, fail at all attempts to do anything, are repetitively late, claim a physical retardation that gets them out of work or allows them to avoid work, unintentionally present themselves as having no clue or being mentally slow; their 100% effort is the same as a mediocre persons 19.4%, typically removed from any job that has true significance and placed in a position where they can’t screw up anything significant; all hard workers tend to despise their existence. They are always the Frog never the Monkey!
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a method of fingering a girl by playing the nervous game; the giver puts their hand on the females lower thigh and continues to move their hand upwards towards the vagina on the outside of their pants, they continue and go back down the other leg, once they reach the opposite knee, they move back to the vagina and put their hand in the females pants progressing to getting their hand in her vagina
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