schemeckle

yiddish word for penis

oh my look at that schemeckle

by lmwred January 26, 2011

Schlemee

Someone who thinks they know how to solve a problem but ends up just saying random things that do not make any sense at all. They also have an abnormal fondness of math and physics and feels as if it is there duty to make everyone feel awkward. And feels obligated to do so. while similar to a schwemee, it should not confused with its more social counterpart.

Damn man, Schlemee is wearing zip up pants again and trying to get the attention of the proffessor by yelling "chain rule!!"

by csbdonkeykong77 July 26, 2012

Schemates

Two people who scheme to accomplish a task.

Look at those girls scheming to get that dude, they're nothing but schemates

by LawlessNflawless September 15, 2016

schlemme

The quick and easy way to say "Should let me". Mostly used in informal situations

Hey man, you schlemme have a bite of that sandwich. I haven't had lunch today.

by FatPanda54 January 13, 2017

schlemo

Someone who acts like a douche bag; a big chub.

Dude, that guy just stole my McCree and Soldier 76 picks. What a schlemo.

Your friend didn't even top score. What a schlemo.

by DrPizzazz June 17, 2017

schlemiel

An awkward or unlucky person for whom things never turn out right.

That girl is such a schlemiel, she can't seem to do anything right.

by thebiggerbiggen July 9, 2017

Scheming season

Also known as scheming szn, and can also be referred to as Fielding season. Scheming season starts around late May- June, soon after cuffing season is over. Scheming season is basically when large amounts of couples break up, likely so they can scheme a.k.a get with other people over the summer months. Everyone wants to be in a secure relationship during the cold months and have someone for Christmas, Valentine’s Day, etc... but as soon as the summer season hits, it’s scheming szn and everyone wants to party and hook up with people.

“Dude did you hear that Matt broke up with Emily?”
“Yeah dude, I saw it coming; it’s scheming szn”

Cuffing Season is the time of year when people couple off to combat the cold and loneliness. When parsed down, it is simply a social construct, partly manufactured from holiday stress and partly biological, that pushes single people into relationships for the winter months. Scheming season is quite literally the opposite of cuffing season, that winter impulse to snuggle up with someone indoors.

Scheming season is the time from late May to early September during which people like to keep it cool and play to field.

by AK47! June 21, 2019