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A shitty place where they teach you useless crap which you'll probably forget by the time you're an adult, and I'm not even mentioning that it also fucks up the social life of many students and that its one of main causes of teen suicide worldwide
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Teacher: What is the smallest town in Russia?
Student: How is this going to help us in our future?
Teacher: That's it you just gained yourself a detention!
Student: Why?!
Teacher: Another detention!
Student: FUCK! D:<
school by sos4a August 11, 2009
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School by cado July 16, 2005
place of torture that kids are foreced to go to for 13 years.
i hate school. do i really have to go today???
school by alexandra nichole September 2, 2005
A place that hundreds and thousands of parents and others claim that you can't live in the real world without going to, dispite the hundreds and thousands of music artist, movie stars and other celebrities who dropped out or never went at all. In addition, this day in age, people don't care about your IQ, everybody is only focus on looks and money, (which is why people like Paris Hilton are consider celebrities).
school= boring, dull, pointless, no point in existing
school by Da Master K July 7, 2006
A place where teachers are ignorent and pretentd to be smart.
My teacher tried to cut my left hand off with a zip strip second hour, and almost suceeded...
School by Rob March 3, 2004
The place where kids learn stuff that they won't even need in the future.
We learnt that at school..but never used it in the end.
School by SomeoneNew October 29, 2012
A place inforced by the government that brainwashes people to learn shit they really and honestly won't need later in the real world. The only fun grades are preschool, kindergarten, and first and second grade. After all that's said and done, it's all downhill from there, giving you extremely useless, unimportant, boring and crappy things you'll never truly need for anything else in life but that. Although I am homeschooled, I basically have the same shit anyone else has and hate it just as much as any typical person would. And another thing I hate about school is random stupid tests and exams and also random "pop quizzes". It's also like prison. They tell you when you can do things such as see friends. Except your stupid teachers and parents say all that shit's gonna be needed someday.
school by pinkponyclub June 21, 2013