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Schnoodle 

An uncircumcised penis with extra long foreskin.
Paul, put your damn schnoddle away, it smells lake gay dumpster sex in here!

Last time I went fishing with Paul we weren't having any luck. He pulled out his schnoodle and used it like a casting net and caught a monster trout.

This is the last time I agree to putting that schnoodle in my my mouth, Paul. I lost consciousness after choking on all the loose skin.
Schnoodle by anonymous December 21, 2022
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a dong thats kinda large but not really
nice schmoobie (a slang for schmooble) bro

schmooler 

It means a extorter like a person who does doxxing etc.
Hey that guy is a schmooler

Oh Schnoodle! 

Also known as "schnoodle!" or "oh my schnoodle" or "schnoodle my poodle" the child that made this phrase goes to a Christian school,where cursing is INNAPROPRIATE, so, he made this excellent phrase to calm his anger.

Definition:A word used when suprised,angry,or just a random word to say.

Synonyms: Poop! Snap! Aw shucks!
Bobby:jumps out of the bushes
Cameron: Oh Schnoodle! *starts crying*
Bobby: I didnt mean to scare you that bad...
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Oh Schnoodle! by thechristianuser February 12, 2020

goober schloober 

Someone who is the ultimate wackiest person ever, levels of goofiness TOO HIGH!

It happens when a goober and a schloober combine- must be contained
Man, my girlfriend is such a goober schloober, i’m so scared right now
goober schloober by Gary_mint_p-_- February 10, 2024