The act of abstaining from sexual relations prior to marriage phrased in a blunt and oftentimes over-zealous tone.
I want to keep dating Jane, but every time I bring up doing the hankey pankey she keeps giving me The Cold Schlong.
by KillerBill November 04, 2021
A penis that makes the "Fap" sound against the testicular sack when doing jumping jacks or just pelvic thrusting.
by Vagina² October 31, 2009
by Sir_DigBick69 December 18, 2017
"Dude, there's some serious schlong-motion going on in my new sports pants."
"Check out the schlong-motion on that guy!"
"This movie was entirely shot in schlong-motion"
"Check out the schlong-motion on that guy!"
"This movie was entirely shot in schlong-motion"
by not really Jake September 05, 2012
The amount of pressure in your Schlong (Male Genitalia), this pressure decides the projectile speed of your ejaculation.
Jonathan: "Did you see William's Schlong Pressure yesterday? When he came it just ran down the side of his Schlong."
Thomas: "I saw that, on the other hand I had extreme pressure so when I came it exploded and flew everywhere!"
Thomas: "I saw that, on the other hand I had extreme pressure so when I came it exploded and flew everywhere!"
by xWhatDa December 05, 2022
by SchlongPongium November 14, 2013