Schlong

An extremely long penis with considerable girth.

That Bailey has a massive schlong.

by Anonymouse269 January 14, 2014

Flying Out with your Schlong Out

Being bold and confident (letting your cock hang out in the breeze for all to see and admire) Rocking Out with your Cock Out

2008 is the year of flying out with your schlong out!!!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2008

bong schlong

A word used to offend cambodians. even though it has no meaning, it is frequently used by vietnamese people who have seen mychonny's video.

Racist Guy:Hey, bong schlong!
Random Guy (Cambodian) : ... YOU BITCH

by Qong+Xela October 8, 2009

King Schlong

The gay porno version of Peter Jacksons 'King Kong'.
King Schlong is expected to be a great hit within the homosexual community!

Husband: We should see King Schlong I hear it's supposed to be very good
Wife: King Schlong is for gay people hunny, LoLz0rz
Husband: Yeh, about that...

by zzzzzzzzur December 17, 2005

schling schlong

a penis, dick, cock, genitals, family jewels, weiner, wanker whatever you wanna call it.

Before you spanker her, cover your wanker. Don't be a ding dong cover your schling schlong.

by A. Aubrey May 11, 2006

schlongatude

A measurement of the male genitalia taking into account the largeness of ones balls in comparison to the length of ones manhood.

That's a HUGE drop of semen, given the relative schlongatude of the penis.

by Deevolution January 14, 2008

Schlong Dodger

a person who purposely avoids the penis

ie- A lesbian

Two guys approach two girls at a bar their flirting attempts have no impact.
Male 1- I think these girls could be Schlong Dodgers
Male 2- I agree

You are walking down the street and see two butch women holding hands "Schlong Dodgers"

by Akyaky January 8, 2012