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schmee

1. A small penis infected with Peyronie's Disease.
2. A crooked little weiner.
3. Used figuratively to describe anything crooked.
1. Man I wish I didn't have Peyronie's, girls don't like it.
2. Haha, look at that schmee.
3. I don't want to eat this schmee popscicle, you shouldn't have let it melt.
by Zachary Kamm January 7, 2008
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Schleem

can be used as an adjective, verb, noun, etc.. meaning gross, sketchy, sick, cheezel, oddity, creepy, jorts ; it can mean a lot of things but you dont want to be called a schleem. originated from the word schlerm.
ew that was really schleemy.

im schleemin.

look at those schleems.
by livinitlaur September 30, 2008
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schkeef

The band "JET" uses this to describe the area between the scrotum and the anus
Hey man, it smells like schkeef in here.

I have a rash on my schkeef.
by Osama - yes thats my real name December 16, 2003
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Schenectady High School

The most ghetto school in NY. Gang fights weekly, stabbings, shootings. Anyone from any school can jus walk in no ID needed. Kids roam the halls all day, minimum work given out, but the school still passes them because they went then to graduate and get out. If you want to get stabbed, robbed, or fail high school, Schenectady high is the way to go!
Schenectady High School is possibly the filthiest place in NY
by hotcheetogirl December 20, 2019
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schemeckle

oh my look at that schemeckle
by lmwred January 26, 2011
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Schleet

A slut that looks like a fucking ugly ass sheep and will do anything for sex as long as she keeps a sheep in the room to watch
Bro I met this total schleet last night and we went down, but something licked my butthole while going down on her
by Royaltheft851 April 22, 2019
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Schleem

The Schleem ! (Noun)
SCHLEEMY! (Adjective or expression)
Caught Jerry schleemin for that comeback sauce Onmymomma!

SCHLEEMY!
by GinRummy27 February 23, 2022
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