A Scandinavian Surprise is the act of defecating into a condom, Storing said condom into the freezer until frozen solid then used for penetration for the anus or vagina for sexual pleasure.
A Scandinavian Surprise is more on the fetish side of sexual escapades.
A Scandinavian Surprise is more on the fetish side of sexual escapades.
The Husband gave his wife a Scandinavian Surprise when heading to bed for an interesting sexual experience.
by Sirius666 October 15, 2018
by Just the Tip Jackson October 10, 2021
After a guy finishes cumming from a blowjob, the girl spits the cum back on his dick and slathers it to cover every inch of his junk.
by paintjobs4lyfe May 26, 2017
An aesthetically beautiful creature that beds itself into Scandi-culture before systematically working its way through the vagina's of each of the scandi-nations. This wonderful creature has a penchant for vagina's frequent high-altitudes and often don't stay in one country often
Sweet lord, the way that guy collects duty-free from Norway... he must be a Scandinavian womb-ferret
by Scandi-seeker April 13, 2020
During sex, when the male shits into the others vagina and continues to fuck it, then pulls out just in time before she squirts, to see it "blow up" with the shit.
Girl: What did you two do last night?
Girl 2: Girl he gave me a Scandinavian Volcano twice last night.
Girl 2: Girl he gave me a Scandinavian Volcano twice last night.
by Thatsadfrogmeme January 30, 2016
The act of taking a serious poop on the scalp of another and vigorously caressing it into their roots.
by AlaLobstah January 2, 2011
It's when you take your lover to a Scandinavian village and prapare them for a viking war. If they win they get to live yet if they lose they will be beaten to a sauce matter by vikings
by KryAle August 12, 2021