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Scandinavian Cheese Shredder

Two Scandinavian men and a woman are having a gangbang when the woman pulls out a cheese grater and proceeds to shave the skin of their penises and cut off all their pubes. She then puts the duck skin shavings and pubes on nachos and microwaves it and forces the men to consume it.
The Scandinavian Cheese shredder I saw on TV was so well done!
by Btrain8585 March 22, 2017
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Scandinavian traffic cone

To fill a condom with cum and diarrhoea and freeze it for a girl to use to wank/eat
“I heard Miss greenwood and Mr Donaldson did a Scandinavian traffic cone
by Geraldine tiddlington the 2nd December 31, 2024
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Scandinavian Surprise

The act of putting a dead fish into one's Mailbox.
Dude last Tuesday someone pulled a Scandinavian Surprise on Mrs. Packer's house!
by Just the Tip Jackson October 9, 2021
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scandinavian neck tie

Similar to an "Italian Neck Tie" in which the horrible act of slitting the throat and pulling your tongue through, the "Scandinavian Neck Tie" is the act of violently slitting someone's throat and sticking a whole Cod fish head first up and into the cut.
Dude, you still owe me 10lbs of Reindeer. Pay up or get the Scandinavian Neck tie!
by jermarley February 25, 2021
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Scandinavian Toupee

The act of taking a serious poop on the scalp of another and vigorously caressing it into their roots.
Becka, your breff is harsh." "Nah, grl. That's just my Scandinavian Toupee.
by AlaLobstah January 2, 2011
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Scandinavian Flamethrower

The female places icy hot in her vaginal region and the male lights his penis on fire before beginning intercourse, the act takes course in a walk in freezer.
During my lunch break my coworker just asked if we could perform the Scandinavian flamethrower.
by Reggaetron June 23, 2025
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Scandinavian Kiss

A kiss that involves the tongue that lasts more than 10 seconds.
And then he refused to give me a Scandinavian kiss...
by Creamcheeser February 8, 2025
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