KryAle's definitions

The Pembonator

It's a sacred ritual where there's a ping pong table and 4 men. First step to perform the Pembonator is to take your bollocks out so they swing free and force everyone to shit in a bucket. The second step is to create balls the size of ping pong balls with the shit. The third step it to whack the shit from one side of the table to another, just as if you were playing ping pong.

"just played a round of The Pembonator with the boys"

by KryAle August 11, 2021

Scandinavian sauce

It's when you take your lover to a Scandinavian village and prapare them for a viking war. If they win they get to live yet if they lose they will be beaten to a sauce matter by vikings

"Hey dude what did you do last weekend?"

"Ugh nothing, just committed Scandinavian sauce"

by KryAle August 11, 2021