Definitions by AlaLobstah

Scandinavian Toupee 

The act of taking a serious poop on the scalp of another and vigorously caressing it into their roots.

Becka, your breff is harsh." "Nah, grl. That's just my Scandinavian Toupee.

Scandinavian Toupee by AlaLobstah January 2, 2011