Scandinavian Surprise

A Scandinavian Surprise is the act of defecating into a condom, Storing said condom into the freezer until frozen solid then used for penetration for the anus or vagina for sexual pleasure.

A Scandinavian Surprise is more on the fetish side of sexual escapades.

The Husband gave his wife a Scandinavian Surprise when heading to bed for an interesting sexual experience.

Scandinavian Surprise by Sirius666 October 15, 2018

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Scandinavian Surprise

The act of putting a dead fish into one's Mailbox.

Dude last Tuesday someone pulled a Scandinavian Surprise on Mrs. Packer's house!

Scandinavian Surprise by Just the Tip Jackson October 9, 2021

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The Scandinavian Surprise

The act of putting a dead fish into one's Mailbox.

Dude last Tuesday someone pulled the Scandinavian Surprise on Mrs. Packer's house!

The Scandinavian Surprise by Just the Tip Jackson October 9, 2021

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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