Jimmy Saville

Jimmy Saville is what people in the UK know as Santa Claus or Saint Nicholas in America. He is known as Saint Jimmy Saville or Saint Saville for short.

“Jimmy Saville is coming down the chimney tonight to give us our presents.”

by UKMandem17 December 29, 2022

Satellite girl

(n.) A girl, associated by employment with a specific store in a specific location, who has a special relationship with a vendor to that store. Satellite girls are usually sought out by married, narcissistic vendors at each of their delivery stops so they never have to go without attention. Satellite girls provide a listening ear for the vendor to spill his relationship woes to and also provide a fun, flirty, and often sexual experience for the vendor during his stop. The satellite girl may be led to believe she is in a legitimate relationship with the vendor, but she is not aware that he has similar relationships with a girl at all of his stops. Due to the hard feelings brought about by the deception surrounding the relationship between vendor and his satellite girl, the satellite girl will usually end up leaving her job and another girl will unknowingly take her spot. In extreme cases of hard feelings or if the relationship posts a threat to the livelihood of the vendor, the vendor may change routes to lose that stop and cut ties with the satellite girl.

Vendor 1: Were you getting head out beside Wal-Mart around 2 from the customer service chick?

Vendor2: Yep! She gives me head every Wednesday after I check their order in.

Vendor1: Ain’t you married, bruh?

Vendor 2: Man, she’s just a satellite girl; I can’t even remember her damn name.

by Btwitsjennifer June 12, 2018

Savelli

A stupid fucking asshole.

Don't be a Savelli dickhead.

by Dick Parker October 2, 2007

satellite

When having a conversation one of the people has a delayed reaction. Someone who is always behind everyone else, kind of slow.

Bob:"Do you want to go to the mall?"
Jack:"Hey let's go to the mall!"
Bob:"You're such a satellite!"

by Joanna_s21 July 25, 2007

Satellite Ears

African Wild Dogs, for their adorably enormous and round ears.

Google African Wild Dogs or Painted Dogs, Satellite ears won't return results

by twist_ears February 28, 2011

satellite kid

A kid who has gone on to study in a foreign country by himself at an early age.

Andrew, a satellite kid, has been going through an identity crisis recently.

by El_Jeferino October 7, 2017

sarelly

Very artistic person, usually quiet but has a sweet heart- as sweet as a cookie.

"If we give Sarelly a cookie, would that be cannibalism?"

by I'mNotAppleJuice September 22, 2017