satan's asshole

The DMV (Department of Motor Vehicles). First used by comedian Dane Cook, it describes what it's like to wait in line for hours with no air conditioning with whiny kids, smelly cocksuckers, and people talking on their god damn cell phones, just so you can get your driver's license.

I had to get my driver's license from satan's asshole today.

by Illinois Joe October 7, 2004

Satan

The best friend the Christian religion has ever had, and who has kept them in business for two thousand years.

by Anonymous June 26, 2003

Sahana

She's a brilliant friend who will listen to you no matter what. The name literally means patience. She is really funny and she will care for you more than you think. She is an angel in disguise who knows to handle situation with ease and perfection. If treated right, she can give you the whole world just to make you smile. One should treat her well if he/she wants to be treated well because she's a believer in "tit for tat". If you are looking for a person with a warm heart, Sahana is the one you are looking for. If you have Sahana as a friend, you have an angel as a friend.

Oh my god! You have got Sahana as your friend? Just like a needle in a haystack.

by BlothHoondr November 23, 2020

Satan

plural. also know as Cats. Satan is considered evil, yet everyone loves cats.

They are fluffy, adorable, and planning your demise.

My cat is satan in disguise.

by mo May 16, 2014

Satan's Sidekick

Also referred to as a "monster-bomb" or "Vodka Monster", is an alcoholic beverage with ingredients of both Monster Energy Drink and any non-flavored vodka of choice. The combination of the vodka and energy drink often wakes a person up and also give's a buzz. Commonly contains one can of Monster and two or more shots of vodka.

"He's been drunk all day and hasn't passed out."

"He must have been drinking Satan's Sidekick all day."

by monster vodka November 29, 2012

Satan's Chariot

He penetrates her vagina while she has her period and then finishes in her back door. She rides his red chariot to completion.

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by Budder cup June 5, 2013

Satan Steam

The smell of a deadly fart after eating White Castle or Mexican food.

Brad cheated on his wife Amy, once she found out she went out and ate at White Castle. After hours of eating she came home and sat on his pillow and Satan Steam poured out of her ass. When Brad got home from work he went straight to bed, once his head touched the Steamed pillow he threw up all over himself.

by SatanHasSteamed1 February 15, 2014