Sarcastiquotes

Punctuation mark showing that text is being said sarcastically. It is made up of two carats in front and two carats in back of the words being said sarcastically. So, somebody saying, "You're so smart" sarcastially would be written ^^You're so smart.^^

When I was chatting with Gregory on a serious issue, he would not stop joking. This caused me to use sarcastiquotes when I typed the following: Oh, yes, I can tell that you have taken this matter ^^seriously.^^

by kagomeshuko September 24, 2021

Sargasmic Procrasturbation

When you masturbate while you procrastinate in a sarcastic manner until you orgasm.

Guy 1: Hey, did you finish the project?

Guy 2: Hell yeah I did! I've been working on my sargasmic procrasturbation all night!

Guy 1: So you didn't really finish it, did you?

Guy 2: Nope, I haven't even started.

by Muff Garbage October 21, 2010

Sarcastacism

The art or act of sarcasm. To be sarcastic.

It's the simple sarcastacism that's amusing. Something as simple as saying, "Oh, bless your heart".

Really?

by Grizzly Allen November 5, 2010

sarcastic

ooooh yeees, you don't know what sarcastic means, DO YOU.

hi

by oh hello August 27, 2003

sarcastic coughing fit

When a cough is used to indicate you think the exact opposite of what you just said, often the cough can be used to disguise saying what you actually think.

1. Yes, I'm sure you don't fancy him (sarcastic coughing fit)
2. Yes, he made the first move *cough* you so came onto him *cough*

by Duuuude2010 January 13, 2010

sarcasmicness

(n)The level of sarcasm present in a person or statement.

Your sarcasmicness amazes me.

by Ben S. August 11, 2005

Santastic

Anything bearing a Santa-like quality of holiday holly jolly cheer and merriment.

"Hey man, how do I look in my new Santa hat?"
"You look totally santastic!"

"Hey, what do you think of my new elf print boxer shorts?"
"Golly gee, them's are santastic! Let me try 'em on!"

"I just turned 14 and my boyfriend got me pregnant three months ago! I'm totally freaking out, my boyfriend dumped me and moved to China, and my parents kicked me out and I'm living in the alley behind McDonald's!!! What am I going to do, the due date is on Christmas Eve and I don't want to keep it but I'm afraid to get an abortion!!"
"Whoa your baby's birthday will be on Christmas Eve! That's totally santastic!"

by Shibben McFlibben III November 29, 2010