To strip over a video chat.
by santaboy October 26, 2009
Get the Santamug. A fat oaf who sits around fucking his raindears in the ars shouting do it harder in my ars but santas wife saids I don't want to fuck you in your fuck hole
by Swing bat 942 June 5, 2017
Get the Santamug. a fat man who falls down your chimney on christmas and eats all your cookies and drinks your milk
~gives you gifts but writes exactly like your parents
~is super old like 1,000 years old
~brings joy to everyone!! :
~gives you gifts but writes exactly like your parents
~is super old like 1,000 years old
~brings joy to everyone!! :
by ilovesanta101 December 13, 2009
Get the Santamug. An aging horny white obese male, 5,3, white beard and moustache, supposedly artificial, is reported to come into every North American, rich middle-to-upper class white household, and givs them presents on account of being good. However if so is not the case, and if there are members that were acting naughty, then he strips down naked, and climbs into children/hot daughter/wife/and or mother's beds while giving them a wet orgasm and rubbing their insenuous body parts with aspercreme. He is reported to abduct some of the members and lock them away in a cage on his ranch in Fall Springs, PI
by lolpwnclown January 7, 2005
Get the Santamug. by Anonymous October 8, 2003
Get the Santamug. They knew he was wrong, but it was the pig who outwitted him and proved him wrong, the pig was now non existant to Santa and he argued as nothing had happened.
by JayRoe October 6, 2006
Get the Santamug. by sarah00009 November 8, 2010
Get the Santamug.