durden27's definitions

santa

woman sits underneath chimney with pussy facing upward, as man jumps down chimney like santa on Christmas with erect penis facing downward for penetration

Daddy, is Santa coming this christmas?

No honey but I Santa-Claused your mother last night

by durden27 September 27, 2008

the slip n slide

A sexual act using a slip n slide, where the man inserts penis in woman's anus, and rides woman face down along a slip n slide (reverse slip n slide simply means man is on bottom and partners go backwards)

How'd you get those red marks Karen?

Oh my husband used the slip n slide on me last night.

by durden27 September 27, 2008