Romanian Festival is a definition -- or rather -- a saying of when someone goes absolutely wanked-off drunk at a party, festival, dinner, feast, or any social appearances, it is then afterwards followed by either starting to steal materials or a fine honey for yourself. Normally when you say "on a Romanian Festival" you mean that you were piss-drunk on seven shots of Jack Daniels and two pints of vodka, or whatever alcoholic beverages you have drank.
Romanian Festival also has a second definition which can be interpreted as when you see a group of hoodlums huddled together and look like they're planning the second coming of Christ. Usually when you say "the Romanian Festival came" it would mean that the motherfuckers jumped, robbed then humiliated the victim. Sometimes followed up with getting dumped at a local pub or in the garbage bins in a (semi-) naked state.
Romanian Festival also has a second definition which can be interpreted as when you see a group of hoodlums huddled together and look like they're planning the second coming of Christ. Usually when you say "the Romanian Festival came" it would mean that the motherfuckers jumped, robbed then humiliated the victim. Sometimes followed up with getting dumped at a local pub or in the garbage bins in a (semi-) naked state.
First Definition;
Hugh: "Mihai, were you on a Romanian Festival my guy?"
Mihai: "Da. And?"
Second Definition;
Jack: "Yo Adam you heard about what happened to Johnathan?"
Adam: "What?"
Jack: "Apparently the Romanian Festival came to him, now he's streaking through the block in his boxers."
Hugh: "Mihai, were you on a Romanian Festival my guy?"
Mihai: "Da. And?"
Second Definition;
Jack: "Yo Adam you heard about what happened to Johnathan?"
Adam: "What?"
Jack: "Apparently the Romanian Festival came to him, now he's streaking through the block in his boxers."
by LocaldudefromyourAldi September 12, 2025
Get the Romanian Festivalmug. by Grey eyed Hungarian October 26, 2024
Get the Romanianmug. by Bebert December 27, 2022
Get the Romaniansmug. A traditional coming-of-age “gypsy” tradition, involving the boy now man, his future lover who may or may not be an animal, and a bottle of champagne.
On his birthday, they will shake a bottle of champagne and have him open it so it goes inside his partner’s pussy, effectively filling it.
Then the man will be graciously showered, typically started at the face, until he effectively reeks of cooch and alcohol for a week.
On his birthday, they will shake a bottle of champagne and have him open it so it goes inside his partner’s pussy, effectively filling it.
Then the man will be graciously showered, typically started at the face, until he effectively reeks of cooch and alcohol for a week.
The Romanians are here in their natural habitat, ruining the local village with wellfare and human trafficking. This gypsy boy now becomes a man, as he’s blessed under the tradition and right of the Romanian Shower with his lover…or travel donkey.
by T.H.E. J July 24, 2025
Get the Romanian Showermug. When an individual, typically a freakaholic, inserts rancid flesh into a jancum jar in a romanian fashion. The individual then proceeds to "Get freaky wit it"(IYKYK) and has an unending gooning session to top it off.
Chooch: "What are you guys doing?
Z and T: "We're finna Romanian meat jancum, unc. Wanna join"
Chooch: "BETTTT!!!"
LD:"Can I get in on that?"
Everyone: "Sure!!"
Z and T: "We're finna Romanian meat jancum, unc. Wanna join"
Chooch: "BETTTT!!!"
LD:"Can I get in on that?"
Everyone: "Sure!!"
by F3llerHaterZakinator December 12, 2024
Get the Romanian Meat Jancummug. by The real Jeffrey Epstine November 26, 2022
Get the Romanianmug. One of the 6 languages descending from Latin along with Spanish, French, Italian, Portuguese, and Catalan.
Or something related to Romania.
Or someone from said country.
Or something related to Romania.
Or someone from said country.
by the random. October 13, 2021
Get the Romanianmug.