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Ripe Nob

A nob that is tender and ready to explode.

Can also be described as juicy.

Nobs become ripe and explode. When they explode cheese comes out. Explosion occurs after nibbling.
Swift - "i have a riper nob if you like a bite"
by DJD December 20, 2003
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roige

Pronounced roy-je
A shortened version of the phrase roid rage.
Todd lifted 370lbs. 10 times then he went and kicked me. That man's got roige.
by Morses March 25, 2007
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rope in a tornado

To ejaculate so intensely, the built up pressure causes one's penis to flail wildly- as would a rope if caught by a tornado.
Chris jizzed so hard, his dick was like a rope in a tornado
by Druace March 28, 2017
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Beef Rope

A massive turd. Usually one that’s at periscope depth while also going deep into the porcelain abyss.
I worked out a beef rope this morning. Had to be a foot long. I left it for my roommate to see.

You might want to light a candle in there. I just hung a beef rope.

He clapped my cheeks so hard and deep I dropped a beef rope a couple days later.
by Dick Onchin September 13, 2020
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Keeping it Ripe

A state of being largely known but seldom understood.

Symptoms include: Smoking and drinking heavily, jam sessions, awesome parties, pathological badassery, crazy stories that actually happened, wacked-out dreams, convincing people you were in 'Nam, rediculous theories, acid ...flashbacks, deep conversations, deepening of consiousness, machavellian intelligence, and possibly other as-of-yet unnoted (or unexperienced) incidents of madness.

If you suffer from one or more of these symptoms, find your nearest ripe-keeper and, well, Keep it fuckin' Ripe
"Keep it ripe, bro."
"How ya been? Keeping it ripe?"
"Damn, dude, that's keeping it ripe at its best!"
by DreAddy February 24, 2011
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frozen rope

n. an absolute monster of a linedrive completely cutting through the air, usually used to describe a hit in the left side of the field for righties, and right side of the infield for lefties. In the case of halfties (greg epler), it can go to either side.
Oh man, that frozen rope enabled even frank to get a triple, as it went down the first baseline.
by jv ballah December 19, 2004
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