bag reflex

The feeling you get when you see a nice body ruined by an ugly face.

I got arrested for attempted murder after she misinterpreted my bag reflex.

by Rugged Rieley January 23, 2008

Assid Reflux

Assid reflux: A common condition and an abnormal one in which acid in the asshole rises up into the stomach. This occurs because the valve separating the contents of the asshole from the stomach does not function properly. See also: Athletes crack.

No man. You must be suffering from Assid Reflux.

by ManAss July 3, 2011

text reflex

When you send or respond to a text without fully thinking about the consequences of doing so. Similar to drunk texting but you're completely sober. Its more just plain impulsive

Example 1:

Father: You stayed out too late at that party last night; you're grounded for the next week
Son: Fuck you old man!
Father: make that the next month
Son: C'mon dad, that was my text reflex!

Example 2:

Texter Dude 1: Hey baby, you wanna go hookup behind the bleachers?

Texter Chick 1: Hell no you creeper! WTF is up with u? Drunk?
Texter Chick 1's friend: Yah, that was his text reflex

by TexterReflexer13 October 4, 2011

snooze button reflex

Similiar to the rick roll reflex. Hitting the snooze button before your alarm can beep 3 times. This happens with the practice of the dreaded 'beep' sound alarm clocks make, getting use to shutting it of quickly with practice everyday.

I've been shutting off my alarm every morning for years... Now, I shut it off so quick that I have the snooze button reflex.

by HatinBeinAwakin January 8, 2011

roelants

Sexy tall blonde chicks who are good ass hell in bed.

OH SHIT! There goes a Roelants'!

by HENRIETTA1216 April 24, 2007

Reflectaphobia

That awkward moment you look into a mirror for the first time in months and physically seize in fear having forgotten what you looked like.

Person 1: "I jumped I was so scared, I mean I'm not that ugly am I?"
Person 2: "No, that's just the reflectaphobia settling in you silly poopsterbater"

by Ew! January 24, 2015

Reflective

Someone who both likes and has a tendency to get lost in thought.

That Kindergarten student was very reflective playing with blocks, and that was a reason he liked playing with them alone.

by Ereck Flowers March 13, 2015