clunge ripper

To be vagina-tearingly proficient at the sexual act.

I ripped dat ho's clunge, bro.

Last night after I finished pleasuring your father and brother I ripped open your mother's clunge, good friend.

I be rippin clunge all nite long innit!

I am Superman, Clunge Ripper, Tearer of Pussy.

by Clunge Ripper September 24, 2011

The Horse Ripper

After having a horse showing, some disturbed individuals tend to go back to the barn with their horses. After having casual sex with the horse, the individual then proceeds to have their ass literally ripped by the large penis. Normally, this happens with young, Caucasian females living in Northern Iowa.

"Omg dude, Zoie is being uber 1337! She is even using the Horse Ripper move on the beast!"

by zoiegetseffedbyhorses January 7, 2010

muscle eddie rippedmeat

google muscle eddie rippedmeat then go to images, you wontttt

Me at school: hey random person, google muscle eddie rippedmeat then go to images
random person: lmao thats so fucking funny bruh

by a guy with a big thor January 30, 2022

Clam Belly Ripple ice cream

1) New England ice cream favorite, made from clam bellys.
2) The reason that reasturants serve fried clam strips as opposses to whole clams.

"I hate clam strips, why don't they serve the whole clam?"

"They need the bellies to make Clam Belly Ripple Ice Cream!"

by In Memory of Bob G March 18, 2008

Rim Ripper

When you go to the shitter after waiting a lifetime for a dump. The dump is so large, your opening tears causing you to squeel in agony as tears run down your face.

"Man! That was one Hell of a Rim Ripper!"

by Mr Plutonium July 5, 2009

Rippin' Chaw

The act of having a big rip of chewing tobacco in your lip.
'Chaw' is used as a general term for chewing tobacco.
'Chaws' is used when you refer to individual rips of tobacco.

Man, I love rippin' chaw.
We're all rippin' chaw.
Wanna go rip some chaw?

I had two chaws today.
Ryan ripped 5 chaws today.

by PIT VIPER November 4, 2007

clit ripper

A man with buck teeth, or someone with braces

Look at the clit rippers on that one

by jokee November 8, 2007