Ripe

Ready and prepared, mentally and physically—independent of specific expectations.

Can also refer to life and death—there is no specific time for each. We must learn to embrace and accept both.

“Are you ripe?”

“Yeah, ripe as a peach!”

by Bitterfleur November 1, 2018

Ripe

Smelling like dog shit left out on a hot summer day. Someone who smells ripe probably hasn’t bathed in a week and has the BO that could kill your grandmother.

Go take a shower with your ripe ass.

by VaItieI January 18, 2021

Ripe

“That’s ripe”

meaning you actually had the nerve to say that! Really?

That’s Ripe!

by Kumquat exposer April 2, 2025

Dummy Ripe

Something that is ripe but to an infinite power. Something “dummy ripe” cannot be duplicated by anybody or anything else in its category. Something being called “dummy ripe” has reached maximum attractiveness, coolness, and greatness.

MS: “Hey who’s that chick over there?”

IS: Oh bro that’s Hannah Marin, she’s dummy ripe, anyone with her in her life is extremeley blessed.

by ripe_ibra June 10, 2018

Ripe

Adj. I) (In context of fruits, vegetables, and other things similar) ready to eat, mature
Adj. II) (In context of people) Freshly on or above the legal consent age (usually 18)
Adj. III) (In context of a general aging, said negatively) old, overripe, and usually smelling of rotting things (ie. Overripe/rotting meat, produce or other food items; rotting corpse of dead animal)

(I) This banana is ripe, eat it before it goes bad
(II) It may sound creepy but I check out the ripe women around the high school*
(III) Damn this shit ripe bruh, been sitting here for a while now
*I do not condone any sexual misconduct, please DO NOT do this, or if you are, don't blame me

by ThatOneHumann April 10, 2022

Ripe

To express ripeness/perfection at state.

Thats shirt it really ripe.

by ripenesslevelhigh October 3, 2016

ripe

A less annoying version of the word 'lit'

"That's pretty ripe."
"This party is ripe"
-Marley Kuhn

by lvllvan June 25, 2016