Ripe

anything awesome, cool, ect. Also can mean sexy

That girl is so ripe
That party was really ripe

by Timothy McGinnis November 29, 2011

Ripened Sailboat

When one sneaks onto one of their friends boats, and proceed to wipe their ass all over the sail and/or deck

You hear about what happened in the port? Someone got a ripened sailboat.

by GasMaskOverdrive March 10, 2017

ripe for the picking

A single person who is available to date.

Don't be hitting on Marsha, man, she's ripe for the pickin' but you ain't no farmer!

by Mallory December 20, 2004

Riles Beej

When a male inserts his penis into a Taco Bell Beef Burrito while erect so that another individual can eat the burrito while performing fellatio.

It is a common courtesy in many north american schools to feed the sloot that is gobbling your knob so this kills two birds with one stone.

-Bro I heard you got a Riles Beej from that sloot on Arthur.
-Hell yea man, ten times better than a slowblow

-Honestly I was so happy he let me give him a riles beej yesterday, that beef burrito really hit the spot.

by Dorffengler March 25, 2013

Rapest Beard

The sort if scraggly, unkempt facial hair you get if you neglect shaving for a week or so. typically too short to be considered a legitimate beard, this may or may not include a molester mustache.

When Chris got back from vacation he had the sickest rapest beard.

by Ümbra May 25, 2004

Gas, Ass or Grass. Nobody rides for free.

The saying states that if a man is providing a ride or transportation for a girl. She must have common courtesy to supply the man with one of 3 things in return. 1. Grass (Marijuana) 2.Gas (Fuel for his vehicle 3. Ass (Intercourse). If she doesn't give him 1 or more of these 3 things then she would not be able to get a ride. Hence the term nobody rides for free. This became a slang in the mid 1970's when hitchikers would hitch rides down interstate routes. This term applys to homosexual males who want the same 3 options given to a man passanger. Typically a girl would pay with ass due to the fact she doesn't have funds hence why she is hitch hiking for a ride. So her ass is the only asset she can use to get transportation from point A to point B. This still happens today. In fact more then ever. So if you see a girl hitch hiking be sure to apply the gas, ass or grass tactic in your adventures. You may score gas for your ride, some grass to smoke. or usually the most appreciated of the 3. the good old sacred anal sex. So enjoy and proceed on.

Ashley- Hey wait!!

John- Hey whats wrong?
Ashley- I am stranded here in the interstate. I have to walk 105 miles till I get home. my car broke.

John- oh, im so sorry. Do you want a ride?

Ashley- Oh my gosh yes. please. your a life saver

John- But of course Gas, Ass or Grass. Nobody rides for free.

Ashley- Oh I don't have Money on me and I don't smoke.

John- well i don't know then. i guess i cant help

Ashley- No wait, ill give you the ass. i don't want to walk please.

John- Get in

Ashley proceeds to fuck john in the back of his chevy Tahoe until he cums in her mouth and then this will pay for fare of the ride he is providing her. Pretty curel tactic but it is applied often. especially in low population exposed areas without a lot of foot traffic.

by GM123 November 14, 2014

rapestry

n. The ambience surrounding a rapper's voice i.e. the music, the beats, the scrapes, and, if on stage, the costumes, lighting, props etc.

Enchanting rapestry Kanye, the glittery lurid costumes and blinding lights almost made me forgive your silly lyrics. But what be up with your voice? It sound like you swallowed a broken brandy bottle!

What! I'll cut you fool! I'll take your tongue!
Don't disrespect the way I've sung!

Word up.

by gnostic1 November 3, 2010