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Ripe

Adj. I) (In context of fruits, vegetables, and other things similar) ready to eat, mature
Adj. II) (In context of people) Freshly on or above the legal consent age (usually 18)
Adj. III) (In context of a general aging, said negatively) old, overripe, and usually smelling of rotting things (ie. Overripe/rotting meat, produce or other food items; rotting corpse of dead animal)
(I) This banana is ripe, eat it before it goes bad
(II) It may sound creepy but I check out the ripe women around the high school*
(III) Damn this shit ripe bruh, been sitting here for a while now
*I do not condone any sexual misconduct, please DO NOT do this, or if you are, don't blame me
by ThatOneHumann April 10, 2022
mugGet the Ripemug.

Ripe

Ripe means you have a big bum with juicyness and dwayne johnson stares
Thats ripe
by shepooped May 18, 2022
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Ripe

“That’s ripe”

meaning you actually had the nerve to say that! Really?
That’s Ripe!
by Kumquat exposer April 2, 2025
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ripe old age

Very old.
The condition of being very old; used especially to talk about someone who has a long healthy life: I'm sure he'll live to a ripe old age.

My grandmother died at the ripe old age of 92.
I'm sure he'll live to a ripe old age.

My grandmother died at the ripe old age of 92.

For example I heard Barack Obama saying---if I'm lucky enough to live a ripe old age...
by Mr.Popa'n'christep February 18, 2023
mugGet the ripe old agemug.

Cherry Ripe

The result of a woman who is on her period defecating directly after getting a cream pie (cum in her pussy)
It was early morning and everyone at the party had passed out except me and Julia. She was keen to have sex but warned that she was on her rags, i was down with that. Just after I came in her pussy she said she needed to take a shit, I said "why don't you place a cherry ripe on Kevin's chest?" Which she did, it was hilarious!
by Ridldeedee October 21, 2016
mugGet the Cherry Ripemug.

Ripe

i’m so lovely love the whole crew shawty brave i’m so ripe
by facts only. June 15, 2021
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cherry ripe

i’m in period pain. it’s a fucking cherry ripe.
by Kerryanne June 19, 2022
mugGet the cherry ripemug.

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