Retirement Banner

When you display all of your highest achievements on a game before you log off for the last time

You haven’t quit the game until you make a retirement banner

by Bob-Ross June 16, 2024

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fire retire

When you retire professionally after you get fired from your job.

It's sad to just fire retire. One shouldn't end that way.

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

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A retired baddie is a slang term describing a person (often a woman) who has transitioned out of a lifestyle phase characterized by intense socializing, dating, nightlife, and embodying the "baddie" persona. They have now embraced a quieter, more stable, and often domestic life.

I can't go out tonight, I'm staying in to bake bread with my partner. I'm in my retired baddie era and I love it here

by Mdsv August 9, 2025

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Retired toxic

A guy who "used to" be toxic, but now knows how to trick you better into thinking he's not toxic. Its the guy that shallow girls in their mid 30s make mistakes with now that they're slightly too smart to make mistakes with fuckbois in their 20s.

"Krista: I only date retired toxic men now, because i've learned my lesson"

"Rachel: You dumb Bee, he's still a jerk, you just don't know it!"

by fresheneesz December 21, 2023

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Retired

The point in life that if you are still around that you have already won and because of your age you should no longer be a functioning member in the game.

You should not punch a retired person.

by bushlight December 21, 2017

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