remote revenge

Hacking into a former employer or ex-lover's computer system to wreek havoc as a way of getting them back for real or imagined damages or losses.

Any kind of revenge taken by messing with someone's computer or communication device or social network page.
When John was fired from the library, he got remote revenge by planting a virus in the computer catalog from the computer lab at the community center. The library is still trying to fix the damage.
by JavaJaneOhio August 19, 2010
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remote penis

A penis that feels like a remote
OMG! Doug has a remote penis
by Depressed Retard February 09, 2023
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charter remote

a rather large black penis, around the size of a charter remote: typically veiny, hard to look at but you can't look away.
Rocky: *sends peen pic*
Madigan: "ahhh shiiiii that mugg looks like a charter remote"
by Marty markbride May 20, 2019
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remote leds

LED's (Light-Emitting Diodes) that can change colors based on the person's choice on the remote.

Remote LED's usually have 24, 40, and 44 different types of combinations that are pre-programmed in the remote.
Some remotes now have circle on it with a rainbow inside. You will use your finger to slide through the colors.
I setup remote leds around my room and they look sick!
by EazieWeezie February 28, 2018
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Remote

Remote is such a gaming god audio, machker
omg omg, hes so cool
by RemoteW November 21, 2021
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remote

something you can shove up your pussy and it feels fucking amazing. specifically talking about Roku TV remotes other ones feel like HELL in your hole.
“Yo! Check out this new Remote I got!”
(Shoves up pussy)
by kikimdx January 14, 2024
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Remote

(noun) Something which is always too far away, even if it's just a metre away from you, especially if you're lying on a couch.

Origin: From the adjective, remote, which means far away.
Mum: Why did you call?
Me: Can you pass me the remote? I can't reach it.
Mum: You called me from the next room to give you something which is lying just next to you???
by Leviosa Dragon March 04, 2016
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