remote penis

A penis that feels like a remote

OMG! Doug has a remote penis

by Depressed Retard February 9, 2023

Remote Concolism

A disorder when a person feels the need to possess all remote controls in a household or entertainment system.

My boyfriend suffers from a severe case of remote concolism where he has to have the remotes when we watch Netflix.

by sdickiso November 21, 2016

Remote bfts REAL

A HOT gamer god and very sexy WTF

I am so hot im like Remote bfts REAL

by Remote BFTS REAL June 19, 2021

Remote/r3moqe

a gaming god/femboy

"have u seen Remote/r3moqe the gaming god"
"yes hes so sexy and cool omg omg"
"Remote/r3moqe the gaming god"

by RemoteW November 21, 2021

remote holiday

A day of relaxing and watching TV on a paid day off.

Ollie: How was your paid holiday day off?

Vern: Awesome! It was a remote holiday, I watched 40 episodes of "murder she wrote" on Netflix!

by TV OD junkie November 19, 2013

Remoted

After being demoted at work. A person can be remoted. Meaning brought back up to their original position.

Did you hear the news? Liam has been remoted back up to his original job title.

by StanleyCT September 17, 2021

Remotion

To be in the state of remoteness/ to be removed.
Formal word

Bob: Have you seen billy
Jeff: Nope, he's had a remotion from his job

by Epithelial February 3, 2020