"e" rections

directions obtained on the internet relating to adult entertainment.

Dude my "e" rections tell me that the strip club is around the corner.

by imnotcire April 18, 2009

The Reciter

Name for Barack Obama because of his heavy reliance on teleprompters. While some mistakenly call him a great orator, he is actually a mere babbler without his teleprompter. He is now known as the The Reciter, or in England as The Great Reciter.

The Reciter thanked himself during a St. Patrick's Day speech because he can't think and recite off the teleprompter at the same time.

Did you see The Reciter's impromptu speech when his teleprompter broke? He never made one complete sentence.

by jackwayd March 25, 2009

recieve him

recieving GOD

"recieve him"

by sherisse March 23, 2010

recieving a tomato

the act of revieving a hickey below the neck;)

OH MY GOODNESS , you JUST RECIEVIED A TOMATO:o
ahhhh ye boii;)

i like recieving a tomato.

by moe'niqwa September 11, 2010

Rechieve

Some stupid kid on discord said this. Synonym for achieve

I just rechieved my pizza.

by some dumb kid July 8, 2018

Bestie for the restie

Bestie for the restie is a girl that made the name up probably a Olivia, Molly or Ava. It means there the only one but they probably loose friends fast.

Your my bestie for the restie
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by Bailey ash July 21, 2021

Rectility

asswad behaviour (see asswad)
all encompassing asswad behaviour
of being "rectile" (see rectile)

He has entered the Inner Sanctum of Rectility.

by Mr Lee December 22, 2006