Cole rant

So fat he literally is at the back of the bus and ways it down and when he makes sexy time he poop shit fart you are so gay

Cole rant fat

by Pineapple peanut October 9, 2021

Recipe rant

When a recipe’s author goes off the rails peppering you with unimportant details when they post a recipe on their blog.

I just wanted to figure out how to make this, but I had to filter through their recipe rant to get what I needed.

by Fernacular November 9, 2021

piss-rant

An absolute blown-out-of-proportion, tho usually valid, rant. Normally one sided and not directed at the listener (should there be one). These rants usually arouse such anger that the person ranting becomes embarrassed but cannot stop it while it is occuring

You wanna hear a piss-rant? Oh ask me about my CEO's bonus being more than my yearly salary, THAT CUNT DOESNT DO SHIT BUT WEAR A FUCKING SUIT, TAKE MY PAY, AND CONVICE MY CUSTOMERS HE IS THE ONE WORKING, I SHOW YOU SOME WORK YOU CUNT.

by Think-tank August 16, 2022

Rant over

1. A saying that everyone except Gen Z says after they talk about the same topic for an extended period of time to address multiple issues, concerns, complaints, and/or viewpoints.

2. What gen z says after they type more than 2 sentences

2. Omg the lineup at Starbucks was so long so I didn’t go today. RANT OVER LOL

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 May 15, 2023

HDMI rant

The ability to talk about a subject long after the audience has moved on and/or lost interest.

I was in-tuned for a minute or two but he just went on an HDMI rant!

by Ntlane2004 May 24, 2023

Lani rant

To excitedly talk about a book for a long period of time with many giggles and happy shivers.

Lani went on a lani rant about another murder mystery

by Gil4 July 7, 2023

self-rant

When you rant about yourself to yourself, usually at 3 am and you can't sleep so you just start taking about how much of a piece of shit you are to yourself

Bro I couldn't sleep last night because I was mad at myself so I started to self-rant

by fuckinghatemylife January 16, 2024