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ranch raccoon

A nickname used for whites people used by poc.
Those ranch raccoons never shut up
by FEiV December 3, 2020
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jolly rancher

A man who can keep an erection for a long period of time. Named after the candy Jolly rancher which nevers goes soft even in left in the mouth for hours.
"Girls call me Jolly Rancher, cause I stay so hard. You can suck me for long time, oh my God."-Laffy Taffy by D4L
by Adolphus91788 December 28, 2005
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Ranchification

The applying of RANCH onto absolutely any food because you're most likely an insane man named Eric the Electric who does food challenges for a living but still manages to be in better shape than me.
"RANCHIFICATION WILL BE IN THE DICTIONARY SOON JUST WAIT)
by Wïñk November 26, 2018
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Ranch Van

A large van that transports kids (mainly first nations) with shitty parents (usually drug and alcohol abusers) from group homes to participate in various activities such as swimming at the leisure center, shopping at the mall or grabbing food at 7-Eleven. Named for the Ranch Ehrlo Society in Saskatchewan.
I couldn't find parking at the local pool because of all the ranch vans.
by Joe Dirt SK69 March 23, 2022
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meanwhile, back at the ranch

Something you say when someone around you says something that has nothing to do with what your current conversation is about and you want to get back to the other topic.
A: I think it should be brown.
B: Maybe red.
A: Brown matches the rest of the room though.
C: I like bananas.
A: *odd look* ...meanwhile, back at the ranch
by crazyXxchink May 4, 2004
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Send her to the ranch

When one gets sent to Turnabout Ranch on Dr. Phil and Pewdiepie laughs and says send her to the ranch.
Pewdiepie: Send her to the ranch! You should send her to the ranch!
by Mr Toe December 9, 2019
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Ranchie

When a male takes his testicles and dips them in another man's semen than proceeds to violently slap the other in the face.
Did you hear about Kevin and Andrew?

Kevin gave him a big ol' ranchie in the parking lot during lunch.
by Big Boy Entze June 23, 2016
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