by NaviWinter December 24, 2019

When you rant about yourself to yourself, usually at 3 am and you can't sleep so you just start taking about how much of a piece of shit you are to yourself
by fuckinghatemylife January 16, 2024

An absolute blown-out-of-proportion, tho usually valid, rant. Normally one sided and not directed at the listener (should there be one). These rants usually arouse such anger that the person ranting becomes embarrassed but cannot stop it while it is occuring
You wanna hear a piss-rant? Oh ask me about my CEO's bonus being more than my yearly salary, THAT CUNT DOESNT DO SHIT BUT WEAR A FUCKING SUIT, TAKE MY PAY, AND CONVICE MY CUSTOMERS HE IS THE ONE WORKING, I SHOW YOU SOME WORK YOU CUNT.
by Think-tank August 16, 2022

Shower rants happen when your in the shower snap chatting, ranting about shit that your pissed about at that moment.
by Mr. incredible 12 February 17, 2020

by Gil4 July 7, 2023

When, upon hearing someone's comments that enrage you, you cannot restrain yourself from verbally launching into a tirade of self opinionated abuse towards that individual to your present company of family/friends etc. in a way that becomes tedious to all around you.
The doorman refused our sisters entry to the club because she was not 'their type of customer' . She ruined everyone's night by Tranting ( Trump Ranting) nonstop . ( She knew Jeans were not allowed )
by Juggledonuts August 16, 2017
