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baby rabies

(n) the name given to the lapse of sanity in which a person feels that s/he absolutely MUST have a baby in the very near future, and will often go to great lengths to get pregnant and will bitch constantly about wanting a baby in the meantime. Usually happens in women, but men get it occasionally, as well.
Crazy person: "Oh my GOD! If I don't have a baby soon it will be too late and I will be unfulfilled! I want a baby right now!"
Sane person: *shakes head* "Worst cast of baby rabies I ever saw..."
by Child Hatter May 21, 2003
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rabbitsex

Sex that is really quick and emotionless; sex like that practiced by Eminem's character in the film 8 Mile.

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"Oh, he's cute."

"Yeah, but I hear all you'll ever get from him is rabbitsex."
by Justin May 6, 2005
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rabid badger sex

That wild, frenetic coupling that results in crashing off the bed, knocking over lamps, breaking apart furniture, and smashing into walls before collapsing in a sweaty, quivering heap.
What the hell happened to this room, dude? Oh, Kelly was over all night and, man, we had hours of rabid badger sex. It was beyond awesome!
by flyingdog March 19, 2008
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Finding the rabbit

A sexual, misandrist action that takes place when kissing. While kissing, the girl sticks her tongue into the boy's mouth, pushing his tongue back towards his throat causing the boy to choke on his own tongue.

The unusual name is derived from Alice in Wonderland. (The crazy girl is following the rabbit down the hole.)
Michael: Dude, how was your night?
John: Dude that girl I was dancing with was finding the rabbit, so I punched her in the throat and sent her home.
by BboyReckless September 25, 2010
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Dr. Rabbit

A furry purple dentist wanted on six continents for murder, pedophilia, molestation, exhibitionism, kidnapping, possession of marijuana and other illicit substances, possession of child pornography, racial discrimination, abuse of animals, theft of a valuable artifact (a rocket) from the Smithsonian Museum, theft of a bicycle, piloting a hot-air balloon without a lisence, and illegaly practicing dentistry. Known to go by the aliases of Anthromorphic Surgeon and Professor Lepus. Last seen visiting a soapland with Mama Luigi.
Dr. Rabbit: And now, let's have buttsex!
Asian kid: Huh?
Dr. Rabbit: It's okay, everyone! Everybody has sex with children!
North American kid: Really??!
Dr. Rabbit: Yes! (turns off light) Oh, baby! Oh, baby!
by All Knower September 26, 2008
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rabeta

Offensive term for gays (portuguese); same as roto, maricas, maricão, florzinha.
Aquele rabeta está a olhar para ti...
by Marquis de Carabas August 4, 2003
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Rabbtastic

When someone is in a pill induced (Xanax, k-pin) daze, feeling mellow and happy about anything and everything going up, in the mean time not really knowing what is actually going on.
Bethany: hello john how are you doing today

Rabb: ..... (pause)... (pause).. oh hey, i am rabbtastic today how are you?
by slave at the WRC July 7, 2010
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