rusty puppet

Anal fisting with a sock on the hand. Once the hand is inserted, a tiny puppet play is performed in the fistee's colon. The besocked hand is then extracted and the fistee is punched in the mouth with the fouled sock-fist.

I'm gonna do Punch and Judy in your ass when I rusty puppet you, bitch.

by Rusty Columbus July 4, 2008

Puppet Hands

A hand gesture used when something is too awkward/FML to describe with words.

Puppet Hands is when one lifts their hands in the air (near their head) with the elbows higher than the wrists. The idea is to simulate a puppet on a strings held by the elbows.

Puppet Hands can be used in place of FML. It may be accompanied with the user exclaiming "Puppet Hands!"

Puppet Hands can also be used on behalf of another. If something awkward/FML happens to someone, an appropriate response is to initiate Puppet Hands.

Example 1

Person A: I just saw an old man wearing very small biker shorts. *Puppet Hands*

Example 2

Person B: I need to write a ten-page research paper, due tomorrow. *Puppet Hands*

Example 3

Person C: My grandmother sleep-talks about her sex life.
Person D: *Puppet Hands*

by charchu October 1, 2010

meat puppet

1. Another name for a human being, especially one who doesn't think for herself/has no soul and is therefore controlled by others. 2. An ugly bag of mostly water.

I'm so sick of all these meat puppets eating up all the tater tots.

by ZoomaBaresAll November 6, 2010

Puppet Show

Incincere behaviour by a group or individual to abtain either status, approval or money.

Game shows on TV are quite a puppet show. Contestants and their families are encouraged to act outrageously to drum up ratings.

by Stephan Smolka March 23, 2007

auditioning the finger puppets

To play with yourself, to jackoff, to peel chilis, to beat your meat, to wrestle with cyclops, to flog the dolphin, or to choke the chicken.

I always think of Jordan Capri when I am auditioning the finger puppets.

by niktheneytminder January 15, 2005

dick puppet

An attractive woman who is petite in stature. Generally speaking, she makes a man's nature rise.

Keith: Man! Check that chick out!! She's dirty like the South.

Too Tuff Tony: SHIT!!! And she's a dick puppet too!

by B 2 Da C October 1, 2005

dick puppet

A woman who is petite, short (usually under 5'2") in stature and weighs less that 110 pounds. Also has a strong sexual appetite. A woman that can be picked up and mounted on the penis with little or no effort, so you are free to get up and go to the frig for a beer with out her dismounting or lossing your stroke count.

Also see ragdoll sex

See that little blonde "dick puppet" over there,,, She's a freak!

by bare bear balls October 19, 2009