scared pubes

Pubic hair that sticks straight out. These pubes give the appearance of being scared straight. Scared pubes are usually found on oriental women.

Chen Li's pussy must have seen a ghost because she had a bad case of scared pubes!

by SilkyMeatloaf July 22, 2019

J-Pubes

The long unkempt pubic hair of Japanese people which is mostly straight but has a couple slight kinks in the strands.
When they take their pants off, it sets off the release of a copious amount of J-Pubes, similar to that of a Ticker Tape Parade.
Since J-Pubes are so straight yet wiry, they are difficult to

Swiffer, because they seem to just flip-flop back and forth and not adhere to the Swiffer cloth.

I threw a party last night for my Japanese students and spent a half hour Swiffering J-Pubes out of my downstairs bathroom.

Man, I was eating out Sachiko but I kept having to hack up her J-Pubes.

Man, did you see that guy's J-Pubes? He could be a member of ZZ Top.

by EmmaRhoids1 October 31, 2009

Yeti pubes

When the carpet doesn’t match the drapes

Bob: Stormy D. said Trump had Yeti pubes.
George: Man, you would think with a billion dollars he could at least buy carpet that matches the drapes!!

by MuffinMonster September 19, 2018

Pube Chin

The small patchy drizzle of hair located at the bottom region of a young male's chin. Usually after a week of neglect.

Yo dude, I see you rocking that pube chin.

by TheIndependentVariable December 11, 2016

pube bear

a teddy bear made out of pubes

i've got hair stuck in my teeth from the pube bear.

by dr.pube November 22, 2010

Pube Lincoln

For a man, it means to have the pube hair shaved right above the penis only leaving some on both sides and on the testicles. It should resemble Honest Abe's beard.

For a woman, it means to also shave the pubic hair right on top of the vagina and leave the sides and gooch area untouched.

What are you talking about I'm not a real American!? My Pube Lincoln begs to differ!

by IamHollywood January 15, 2009

Pube bandit

When you are at a party that sucks and u aim to show your displeasure. While in the hosts bathroom you reach into your crotch and tear off a handful of your own pubic hair. Than holding it your hand like you are blowing a kiss you spray the pubes all over their sink, tooth brush, and bar soap. This lets them know the next time you are over they better have some top shelf liquor.

Bob: holy shit. There are red pubic hairs all over my girlfriends toothbrush
Rob: looks like the pube bandit struck again

by Pelopallu August 30, 2016