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Pube Pudding

noun: the mixture of shit and pubes formed when the anal penetration of the recipient causes him/her to spray shit on the pubic area of the anal penetration provider. Finally, the anal penetration recipient strains the shit out of the anal penetration provider's pubes. The finished product in the anal penetration recipients mouth is PUBE PUDDING.
"Danny, is something the matter? You've barely touched your pube pudding."
by Colin Davis October 7, 2006
mugGet the Pube Puddingmug.

J-Pubes

The long unkempt pubic hair of Japanese people which is mostly straight but has a couple slight kinks in the strands.
When they take their pants off, it sets off the release of a copious amount of J-Pubes, similar to that of a Ticker Tape Parade.
Since J-Pubes are so straight yet wiry, they are difficult to

Swiffer, because they seem to just flip-flop back and forth and not adhere to the Swiffer cloth.
I threw a party last night for my Japanese students and spent a half hour Swiffering J-Pubes out of my downstairs bathroom.

Man, I was eating out Sachiko but I kept having to hack up her J-Pubes.

Man, did you see that guy's J-Pubes? He could be a member of ZZ Top.
by EmmaRhoids1 October 31, 2009
mugGet the J-Pubesmug.

Yeti pubes

When the carpet doesn’t match the drapes
Bob: Stormy D. said Trump had Yeti pubes.
George: Man, you would think with a billion dollars he could at least buy carpet that matches the drapes!!
by MuffinMonster September 19, 2018
mugGet the Yeti pubesmug.

Pube bandit

When you are at a party that sucks and u aim to show your displeasure. While in the hosts bathroom you reach into your crotch and tear off a handful of your own pubic hair. Than holding it your hand like you are blowing a kiss you spray the pubes all over their sink, tooth brush, and bar soap. This lets them know the next time you are over they better have some top shelf liquor.
Bob: holy shit. There are red pubic hairs all over my girlfriends toothbrush
Rob: looks like the pube bandit struck again
by Pelopallu August 30, 2016
mugGet the Pube banditmug.

Pube Chin

The small patchy drizzle of hair located at the bottom region of a young male's chin. Usually after a week of neglect.
Yo dude, I see you rocking that pube chin.
by TheIndependentVariable December 11, 2016
mugGet the Pube Chinmug.

Pube Lincoln

For a man, it means to have the pube hair shaved right above the penis only leaving some on both sides and on the testicles. It should resemble Honest Abe's beard.

For a woman, it means to also shave the pubic hair right on top of the vagina and leave the sides and gooch area untouched.
What are you talking about I'm not a real American!? My Pube Lincoln begs to differ!
by IamHollywood January 15, 2009
mugGet the Pube Lincolnmug.

pube sweater

a finely woven sweater made of the finest pubic hairs
Who needs cashmere when you could have a pube sweater?
by docwhoomph July 12, 2010
mugGet the pube sweatermug.

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