go forth and procrastinate

basically when you are trying to tell a teacher to fuck off, without swearing, you say go forth and procrastinate which pretty much means go away and dawdle

"Why don't you just go forth and procrastinate, sir?"

by MrJPancake1993 February 8, 2014

Procrastibator

Someone who procrastinates and puts off their obligation to masturbate.

Man, I was in front of my computer for 8 hours last night and I didn't fap until right before I fell asleep. I'm such a procrastibator.

by Rumplekins May 27, 2009

Tess Procrastinator

A Fucking piece of Little shit that does nothing in their fucking life.

Hey I’m a Tess procrastinator

Don’t talk to me

by Doorhandle52 March 22, 2021

Procrastinator

To put off doing something, especially out of habitual carelessness or laziness.

The procrastinator decided to DIE... And of course procrastinate.

by TheManWithAPlan September 15, 2013

Procrastinator

Somebody who's supposed to be doing something productive, but chooses to look up what Procrastinator means in the Urban Dictionary.

You are a procrastinator. Get back to work you procrastinator!

by IHaveAbortedDreams August 5, 2020

procrastidater

noun; someone who asks a person of romantic interest to go on a date that same day or night.

He just sent me a text "What are you doing tonight?" I'm not going out with a procrastidater! procrastinator dating

by Redbeauty November 9, 2013

procrastinater

A bitch that does not give two flying fucks about a task assigned or given by someone or themselves anytime of day or night PERRRRIOD------> .

Perra <----Spanish be acting like a full on procrastinater even though she keep saying she busy, tf wrong with her?

by Star Lewis August 18, 2021