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private list sexual 

A person who does not like boys in general nor girls in general but likes certain people in a sexual way. Liking boys/girls could mean liking a really gross person ie. the private listing.
Girl 1: So, are you gay or straight or bi?
Girl 2: Neither, I'm a private list sexual.

private island 

A poop so large that it piles up in the toilet to the point that a portion of it is above the surface of the water, much like the volcanic islands of Hawaii.
I love the blue toilet water for when i make a private island. It reminds me of my vacation in hawaii.
private island by Pinestik September 18, 2017

Private ryan 

When three or more of your buddies each take a grenade to clear a path for you to get laid.

Epicly impossible. No man gets left behind. Bro level 1000. You tell your grandkids this story when they ask you why you always pour four shots even you drink alone.
We did a Private Ryan for your ass. You owe me.
Private ryan by Muffmizer December 3, 2017

private browser 

The private browser is for people to search stuff without getting grounded, its also useful for searching shrexs and not getting busted at the next minute/day.
mom: sweetheart i am going shopping see in a minute
boy: ok mom bye
also boy: *opens private browser while searching for unholy things*

Private Pyle

Someone who is pushed into insanity by emotional/physical abuse.
An old friend of mine sort of ended up like Private Pyle in Full Metal Jacket...he went insane, but instead of shooting himself, we were able to put him into an asylum.
Private Pyle by Esna Slersad November 30, 2020

private school 

A school in which kids pay to attend. Contrary to popular or incorrect belief, the kids that go there are not all preps or rich kids that buy their way through life and get everything they want. Not all of them have mansions or are snobby assholes. A good majority of them are friendly, down to earth people. The good thing about the environment they see everyday in school is that it doesn't give them the tendency to yell swears in public and have no consideration for others.

The kids that go there know what its like to not have a lot of money. Sometimes the school facilities are pretty outdated and lousy. Their parents do not have that much money, but they know that the tuition for private school is so worth making their kids into decent people.

Kids that go to these schools speak and type with proper grammar: they sound intelligible. They don't write sentences like this: "i don give a fck what you thnk cuz your such a faggot."

A lot of times they can carry a decent conversation. They have good arguments for ideas and issues, and actually know what important ideas and issues are.
Recently I went to a public event down the street and there were so many idiots and jerks there, that I could have bet a lot of money they hadn't ever gone to a private school.
private school by Epona December 13, 2008