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Premeditated Retardation

The act of actually taking the time to come up with a retarded idea in order to either A)Amuse your friends or B)Amuse yourself. What people usually don't undersand is that "A)" will never happen because people will just think you are a retard.
Walking into the factory with just his pajamas on, the man didn't realize he had just committed Premeditated Retardation.
by Psycho-J November 23, 2004
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President Silver Spoon

A nickname for the 45th POTUS that will become suddenly very popular once those eight years of tax returns are released.
Built into President Silver Spoon’s entire financial life is the fact that his forward-thinking father had not only actually loaned him 60 million instead of 1 million, but built into all of his wheelings and dealings is an ingenious insurance “safety net” that has made all of his impulsive if not ignorant miscalculations and losses almost moot; it made it so he cannot lose.
by Dr Bunnygirl October 7, 2019
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President Kim Namjoon

Our true president. The only man that will be able to unite the world and bring world peace.

A rapper and writer who likes to bike and water his bonsai trees. A perfect person all around. Absolutely gorgeous.
by Purple_Tea_Kitty December 17, 2020
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president of russia

Me
by ♥🗺☠ May 24, 2021
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el presidente

A term of art in combat pistol shooting that refers to taking two shots to center mass and one shot to the forehead to make sure the target is deceased.
Did you hear what happened to Jorge? They gave him the old El Presidente. You won't be seeing him no more. He's taking a dirt nap.
by Jackel in Brawley April 13, 2007
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premade

A pre-arranged group of people who will do an activity together. Often used in MMORPG's
"Hey, are you in a premade (group)"
by Kyuti August 15, 2006
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President Trump

Guy: Hey, wanna hear a scary story?
Girl : Sure
Guy: Ok: "Welcome, President Trump"

*And from that day on most of humanity had a heart attack and died.*
by Corey the best Definer August 12, 2016
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