Blue Prayer 

Is a bad gobbie which hurts your life, Generally when the female use's the teeth to inflict critical damage,

"Hey man what you get from that girl last night"
"Went to church aye, Blue prayers all round"
"Tough luck mate"

Blue Prayer by Hardcore Commiters January 12, 2009

Armadillo in my prayer garden

When a guy performs oral sex on a woman.

Girl A: (texts girl B) "what are you doing? "
Girl B: "sorry, can't talk now, there's an armadillo in my prayer garden. "

Armadillo in my prayer garden by JennDubs1 August 6, 2011

A Prayer 

If you came here for a prayer so you can lead in online class, ur not gonna get one here. (jkjk)

Dear Lord and Father of all, thank you for this day. Thank you for ways in which you provide for us all. For Your protection, and love we thank You. Help us to focus our minds on what we are about to learn/review. Inspire us by Your Holy Spirit as we listen and take notes. Guide us by Your Eternal light as we discover more about the world around us. We ask this through Christ our Lord.
Amen.
(it's ok if you're using this for a meeting, online class, etc.)

A Prayer: Dear Lord and Father of all, thank you for this day. Thank you for ways in which you provide for us all. For Your protection, and love we thank You. Help us to focus our minds on what we are about to learn/review. Inspire us by Your Holy Spirit as we listen and take notes. Guide us by Your Eternal light as we discover more about the world around us. We ask this through Christ our Lord.
Amen.

A Prayer by CCNeb December 2, 2021

Quaker Prayer Meeting

A very silent group of people. Often used to describe the silence that befalls a group after some profound news is revealed to them, or when faced with a bewildering situation.

The party sounded like a quaker prayer meeting after Charlie announced he had cancer.

Our class turned into a quaker prayer meeting when the professor asked us to describe quantum physics.

Is this a quaker prayer meeting? Somebody put on some music!

Quaker Prayer Meeting by Kaptain Krotch February 23, 2007

The Prayer 

The same thing as the 1-4 except you put both of your hands together and insert them!

Man last night...damn i was givin her the prayer!

The Prayer by 007 March 13, 2003

the lords prayer 

A new Lords prayer for some of you fuckasses out there.

"Your gay, Amen"

Thankyou, Rt.Hon Sir Toby and Shaun

The lords prayer
Priest: "Let us pray... Your gay, amen!"

the lords prayer by Sir Toby July 20, 2008

SMP - social media prayer 

SMP – social media prayer: Photographing your dinner and sending via text message to your friends and family before touching your food.

A server comes to check on your table, but stops because she sees all your heads bent over for grace… until she notices the glow from your mobile devices and realizes that your actually participating in SMP - social media prayer.

SMP - social media prayer by Bridget Soden April 9, 2008